OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Outstanding In His Field Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Pinky – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.
Second: Doug Mataconis – North Koreans Pooping On Bluebonnets
Third: Tillman – “No, no, I do not gain joy from this. Feed the rest of his family to the wolves as well.”
Moosebreath – Right here is where we will dig the field latrine. Get right on it, Kim Luk.
Bill – “Please announce to the country I have just passed the 2015 domestic budget.”
John425 – Soldier with walkie-talkie: ” His Excellency orders you to release the
OzarkHillbilly – Ooof, heart burn. Who ordered the pizza? Execute him immediately.
PAUL HOOSON – “Feed my barber to the dogs!”
He who must not be named – So, you’re telling me that in the United States they will pay $200 on ounce for grass?
RockThisTown – “This is where we put the golf course & it is not too sandy! Find a way to fix it or die!”
Hal_10000 – OK, men, take a really good look. Is this not the coolest hair style you have ever seen?
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
North Korea has great plans for success in the 2016 Olympics in the Squat and Jerk
“It’s brown!!!!! His poop is brown!!! All members of the military must match this exact shade or face execution.”
General In Back:(thinking): “God I hate bean burrito night”