OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Outstanding In His Field Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Outstanding In His Field Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Pinky – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.

Second: Doug MataconisNorth Koreans Pooping On Bluebonnets

Third: Tillman – “No, no, I do not gain joy from this. Feed the rest of his family to the wolves as well.”


Moosebreath – Right here is where we will dig the field latrine. Get right on it, Kim Luk.

Bill – “Please announce to the country I have just passed the 2015 domestic budget.”

John425 – Soldier with walkie-talkie: ” His Excellency orders you to release the Kracken Rodman!”

OzarkHillbilly – Ooof, heart burn. Who ordered the pizza? Execute him immediately.

PAUL HOOSON – “Feed my barber to the dogs!”

He who must not be named – So, you’re telling me that in the United States they will pay $200 on ounce for grass?

RockThisTown – “This is where we put the golf course & it is not too sandy! Find a way to fix it or die!”

Hal_10000OK, men, take a really good look. Is this not the coolest hair style you have ever seen?


North Korea has great plans for success in the 2016 Olympics in the Squat and Jerk

“It’s brown!!!!! His poop is brown!!! All members of the military must match this exact shade or face execution.”

General In Back:(thinking): “God I hate bean burrito night”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Thank you for the recognition of my bad barber joke. Nothing like a corny bad haircut joke to liven up any party! It ranks right up there with putting a lampshade on your head for a laugh, Then again David Letterman has long been able to carry small jokes like this successfully for his run in comedy….

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    First: Pinky – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.

    Too funny! The best by far.

  3. Pinky says:

    My idea was that Dennis Rodman would be in the background, as if hiding. Without that, it implies that Kim is the hidden drag queen, and hey, I guess that also works.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Pinky: Makes it even better, Tho I suspect drag queens would argue it.

  5. CSK says:

    Pinky, that was an OTB Caption Contest Hall-of-Famer.

  6. Rodney Dill says:

    @Pinky: The discussion had already occurred about Rodman being the drag queen, so there was no need to call it out again. Plus with Rodman’s recent association with Jong-Un and Rodman’s incident wearing a wedding dress it would’ve been subtle but still possible tofigure out without the discussion.

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    @Rodney Dill: Is Kim the top in that relationship? – I can say that safely living in the United States….