Caption Contest Winners
The Two Men and a Handtruck Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: markm and FormerHostage – DATELINE INDIA: Qualifying runs begin for the 900th running of the Hindi 500…
Second: Michael Hamm – Government Motors road tests its new CAFE compliant vehicle.
Third: lol – 3 years from now:4th of July parade.
HONORABLE MENTION
Maggie Mama – Detroit, Michigan, 2010. (or at least Dearborn – rodney)
mstrbiggs – Person A: “Bring out your dead.” Person B: “But I’m not dead yet.”
FormerHostage – Scheduled for release Summer 2010: Mario Kart – Jihad Edition.(“Eat it, Yoshi” – rodney)
Hermoine – “Ohhhhhh, idiot son. I told you right-turn only like UPS.”
Mr. Prosser – Osama bin Laden, knowing the time is right, makes his triumphal entry into Peshawar.
Herb – “I’m Johnny Knoxville and you’re watching Jackass: Afghanistan.”
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Special delivery for Mongo!”
The movers arrived early in anticipation of Justice Stevens’ retirement.
“C’mon… do the siren noise louder.”
The 
Thursday Contest has already released the Kraken.
WAAAHOOOOOOOO!!!!….”we’re number one, we’re number one”.
Thanks RD and FormerHostage. FH…either i’ll cut you a check for half my winnings or you cut me a check for half your winnings. 🙂
markm,
why not do both: You cut me a check for half the winnings and I’ll cut me a check for half the winnings!
(Hey, that’s how Congress would do it!)