And This Year’s Darwin Award Goes To…..

This guy:

Mack Wolford, a flamboyant Pentecostal pastor from West Virginia whose serpent-handling talents were profiled last November in The Washington Post Magazine , hoped the outdoor service he had planned for Sunday at an isolated state park would be a “homecoming like the old days,” full of folks speaking in tongues, handling snakes and having a “great time.” But it was not the sort of homecoming he foresaw.

Instead, Wolford, who turned 44 the previous day, was bitten by a rattlesnake he owned for years. He died late Sunday.

Mark Randall “Mack” Wolford was known all over Appalachia as a daring man of conviction. He believed that the Bible mandates that Christians handle serpents to test their faith in God — and that, if they are bitten, they trust in God alone to heal them.

And we see how that worked out.

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Comments

  1. “Jesus answered, ‘It says: “Do not put the Lord your God to the test.”‘” — Luke 4:12

  2. J-Dub says:

    If it weren’t so sad I’d be laughing. Oh wait, I am laughing…

  3. mantis says:

    Darwin awards only work if you get yourself killed (or rendered infertile) before having children. As the WaPo story points out, Wolford’s father died of a snake bite when Wolford was 15, and Wolford himself has children. The stupid will live on for generations!

  4. J-Dub says:

    @mantis: Wolford’s father and uncle both died from snake bites. Of course, being from West Virginia, they were the same man.

  5. John Curran says:

    @mantis: The obituary for Wolford says he had step-children, but there is no mention of his having progeny. Found this via the Charleston, WV Daily Mail.

    http://www.cravens-shires.com/fh/obituaries/obituary.cfm?o_id=1494332&fh_id=13540

    If this is correct, then he is eligible for the Dawrin Award