Caption Contest
Rodney Dill
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
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24 comments
Time for the Christmas Eve OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Michele Crosera (ITALY ENVIRONMENT TRAVEL IMAGES OF THE DAY)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Winners for last Monday Contest will be delayed until Friday or Saturday due to the Holidays.
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.
Oy vey Esaiah, I think we should call my friend Noah,no?
Moysha,we don’t feel like doing a wave right now?
Are any references to Shakespeare (or Marlowe) necessarily racist?
Pope Benedict showed his humorous side when he promised the Rabbis “the best table in Venice.”
Okay, maybe Netanyahu is letting these settlement expansions go a little too far…
The Much Wet of Venice
So why do they stay there in water up to their knees? Well, that I can tell you in one word… o/~ VACATTTIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! o/~
“We are here to judge the Venezia Stripteasia. No matter what, the show must go on.”
Hey guys, SHARK!!
Not a caption: Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah or a Joyous Kwanzaa (Dec 26th to Jan 1st.)
We need a bigger boat?
When the big guy gives ya lemons, some ice … a lil sugar … voila lemonade!
The fascists now firmly in control, the cities abandoned … Bambi safely in Hawaii. A brave few smile in beelzebub’s face. Bring it on.
Fogetting to press the maitre d’s palm? There are some things plastic can’t buy … for everything else, there’s cash.
We need a boat?
I told you we’d get thrown off that great tour bus cause you’re all wet blankets! Meh!
When in
RomeVenice …Not many tourists see Venice’s gefilte fishermen.
Sit down already, you can’t even part your own hair… let alone this.
Reve humide de Albear Goresky.
Wah tay goo Siam.
Albear Goresky 2) Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.
A brave few resisted the everpresent siren call, to partake of the KoolAid.
“We had bitchin’ Hanukkah,
But we hit too much marijuanukkah,
Now we’re up some weird creekuranukkah,
We need a paddleanukkah!”
Doing his George Strait impersonation, a lonely Moshe sings out to a hot Italian babe: “…..I’ve got the paddle, I’ve got the boat. Come on baby, I know she’ll float. We’ll go rolling on the river of love ….”
Or some pimped out
Kayakanakkah
Amish gone wild.