Caption Contest

Time for the Christmas Eve OTB Caption ContestTM

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REUTERS/Michele Crosera (ITALY ENVIRONMENT TRAVEL IMAGES OF THE DAY)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

Winners for last Monday Contest will be delayed until Friday or Saturday due to the Holidays.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. elliot says:

    Oy vey Esaiah, I think we should call my friend Noah,no?

  2. elliot says:

    Moysha,we don’t feel like doing a wave right now?

  3. Are any references to Shakespeare (or Marlowe) necessarily racist?

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    Pope Benedict showed his humorous side when he promised the Rabbis “the best table in Venice.”

  5. Okay, maybe Netanyahu is letting these settlement expansions go a little too far…

  6. The Much Wet of Venice

  7. So why do they stay there in water up to their knees? Well, that I can tell you in one word… o/~ VACATTTIIIIIIIOOOOOONNNNN!!!!! o/~

  8. Rachel Edith says:

    “We are here to judge the Venezia Stripteasia. No matter what, the show must go on.”

  9. elliot says:

    Hey guys, SHARK!!

  10. elliot says:

    Not a caption: Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah or a Joyous Kwanzaa (Dec 26th to Jan 1st.)

  11. lol says:

    We need a bigger boat?

  12. Elmo says:

    When the big guy gives ya lemons, some ice … a lil sugar … voila lemonade!

  13. Elmo says:

    The fascists now firmly in control, the cities abandoned … Bambi safely in Hawaii. A brave few smile in beelzebub’s face. Bring it on.

  14. Elmo says:

    Fogetting to press the maitre d’s palm? There are some things plastic can’t buy … for everything else, there’s cash.

  15. lol says:

    We need a boat?

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    I told you we’d get thrown off that great tour bus cause you’re all wet blankets! Meh!

  17. Elmo says:

    When in Rome Venice …

  18. chsw says:

    Not many tourists see Venice’s gefilte fishermen.

  19. elliot says:

    Sit down already, you can’t even part your own hair… let alone this.

  20. Elmo says:

    Reve humide de Albear Goresky.

    Wah tay goo Siam.

    Albear Goresky 2) Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not.

    A brave few resisted the everpresent siren call, to partake of the KoolAid.

  21. Mr. Prosser says:

    “We had bitchin’ Hanukkah,
    But we hit too much marijuanukkah,
    Now we’re up some weird creekuranukkah,
    We need a paddleanukkah!”

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    Doing his George Strait impersonation, a lonely Moshe sings out to a hot Italian babe: “…..I’ve got the paddle, I’ve got the boat. Come on baby, I know she’ll float. We’ll go rolling on the river of love ….”

  23. rodney dill says:

    “We had bitchin’ Hanukkah,
    But we hit too much marijuanukkah,
    Now we’re up some weird creekuranukkah,
    We need a paddleanukkah!”

    Or some pimped out
    Kayakanakkah

  24. D. Dean says:

    Amish gone wild.