Busted

It was the cord that gave him away.

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  1. Say Anything says:

    Sizemore Fails Drug Test
    LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
    Sizemore, 43, who …

  2. Sizemore fails drug test with fake penis
    Reuters via Outside the Beltway Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said…

  3. Heat It Up
    Actually, the most effective way to cheat on a drug test is to actually abstain. In Sizemore’s case it is probably better for him that he got caught, but pre-employment screenings create a situation where an occasional user is more…

  4. Bithead says:

    As he was being dragged away, he was herd to exclaim: “It always worked on my dates!!!!”

  5. Detachable Penis
    Tom Sizemore is experimenting with a new toy! From the AP:During Thursday’s proceedings, prosecutors told Judge Baretto that
    Sizemore failed three drug tests in three days, the first after he was
    caught using a fake penis sewn into his boxer s