Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Kermit:  “I’m headed for the Smithsonian.  Where are you going?”

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Kermit:  “It isn’t easy being green.  But being a stowaway is even harder.”

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    Kermit:  “Yup, Miss Piggy got everything but this damn dingy after our divorce.” 

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Kermit:  “My other boat is a tramp steamer.”

  5. Scarlet Pumpernickel says:

    Kermit: “Well we got out alive, but I think the chemical dispersant is going to have some side effects, Piggy.”

  6. You know what they say about frogs with big hands, don’t you?

  7. Wyatt Earp says:

    Nicolas Sarkozy takes a well-deserved vacation in Vancouver.

  8. rodney dill says:

    Kermit: “….tastes like chicken… Why do you ask?…. Hey!!!!’

  9. floyd says:

     Confused, George  joined “Green Piece” thinking he was fighting whales. instead he found himself supporting the “Crossspecies Marriage” movement.

  10. floyd says:

    Should hsve read “fighting whaling”

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

     Damn dude, when you said you was going green I thought you meant like Al Gore.

  12. D. Dean says:

    Sixteen hours prior to Bob breaking out in full body warts. 

  13. John425 says:

    “Sex in the City”–Fire Island version.

    “Survivor-The Hamptons”

  14. Cowboy Blob says:

    Chuck was just about ready to make his “Rainbow Connection.”


    Umm…I don’t know how to tell you this, but my skin is very sensitive to prolonged exposure to the sun, saltwater and false imprisonment.
    You didn’t happen to attend that Glenn Beck Washington, D.C. thingy this past weekend, did you?
    You look familiar. Did you attend Glenn Beck’s Washington, D.C. thingy?
    Are you sure we have to go through all this trouble just to avoid crossing the Arizona border?
    I don’t know how much Miss Piggy paid you, but I’ll double it!
    Listen…umm, I hate to be a killjoy. But I think it’s about time we head back, don’t you?



  16. You had me worried there for a second, man. I thought you were a Glenn Beck fan.
    I don’t care what people think may think of us. Just take me human.

  17. I’m not sure, but I think you may have found my “G-Spot” – That’s “G” as in GREEN.

  18. Quick, duck! Or start acting like one. I think Miss Piggy just saw us!