Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Winners will be announced Monday
Pinhead or Patriot?
You may wear your heart on your sleeve but I wear my flag all over my body!
Like our President, liberal comedians really aren’t big on the “hand over the heart” sign of respect and opt rather for a “Hail Caesar” aka “Hey, Dude” salute.
I never thought I’d want to burn the American flag but these guys make it awfully tempting.
Gee, the only Stooge missing was Bill Maher.
The organizers and many of those attending the event were searching for sanity in an attempt to avoid being institutionalized.
A couple of ass clowns?
Colbert and Stewart, dealing with a small wardrobe budget, were forced to buy outfits from the Tea Party slop chest.
Reason #358 for why my enthusiasm is flagging.
Comedy Central unveils its new line of faux patriot clothing.
Hey, do these jackets make our Egos look fat?
Charmin Asswipes come in a new patriotic package.
Comedy Central announces remake of “Dumb and Dumber”
The loose-fit jackets allowed enough flexibility for then to pull their heads out of their a$$es.
The Stars and Stripes worn by the sub-pars and snipes.
“O’er the land…of the free, and the home…of the…tools!”
The Age of Irony jumps the shark.
Speaking of wearing political blinders, in the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.
Stars and Shrikes.
Get me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division.
Someone didn’t get the pants memo.
Buy our official Olympics apparel!
Now on stage…one wit.
Why yes, I would like a roundhouse kick to the head by someone wearing those bad boys if you think you’re up to it.
Telegram for Mr. Stewart and Mr. Colbert: Please. Please. Please. Stop.
The two tin ears.
I have a scheme!
Folks….these garments are the bait, but will Rodney bite? Everyone together……3….2…..duhhhhhh……
Against all advice, New Line Cinema begins filming of Dumb & Dumber 3: The End of Civilization
Sadly, their calls for the return of Bush 43 to office were constitutionally barred.
There’s a reason these guys are sponsored by COMEDY Central.
1) “Hello, America! We are the Festrunk brothers, Jorge and Yortuk from Czechoslovakia. And together we make two wild and crazy guys!”
2) “Hello, America! We are the ‘Czech Brothers’, Jorge and Yortuk Festrunk. And together we make two wild and crazy guys!”
3) “Two wild and crazy guys, ‘Czech Brothers’, Jorge and Yortuk Festrunk, star in ‘Moscow Over the Potomac’.”
Clearly the satire of Beck they were doing is too subtle for you knuckleheads…
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