Caption Contest Winners

The Coffee Party Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Coffee Party Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Paul – “I’m telling you right now….people will pay $8.00 for a Barrackaccino. I can sell…people have been buying my crap for years!”

Second: Maggie Mama – Hey, Axelrod told me to “stay up for the full night”; how does an election pajama party sound to you girls?

Third(tie): FormerHostage – Obama rehearses for his next appearance on The View.


Doug MataconisSo I had this dream last night where people actually elected me President of the United States……

charles austin“Kobe, I’m open.”

Robert W. Armijo“So McCain calls to concede the election, right. And I say to him: ‘Swoosh, baby. Nothing but net.’ Yeah, those were the days.”

Michael Hamm – I assure you, our new Food Czar Michelle would never shut you down for serving fattening, delicious, decadent, sugary delights.


“Once I got in touch with my feminine side, I couldn’t stop touching it.”

“I would’ve so walked right off with Whoopi and Joy…”

“How ’bout your coffee is free if you buy a doughnut — Cash for Dunkers. That’s so funny I think I just peed a little.”

The Monday Contest has already finished a shovel ready project.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Nice to see an oldie but goodie rewarded, thanks for the HM, RD.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Thanks, Dill. I’m planning a jammie party of my own that night.

  3. FormerHostage says:

    I feel like Chuck Smith (Washington Post Style Section reference)