Monday, October 15, 2007
Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
So…what are you wearing?…POL (Purring Out Loud).
In what appears to be a first anywhere, Zoe, the porn addicted cat is busted looking at pus*ey on the net….
I need to play with this mouse before I kill it.
All your laptop are belong to us.
1. The secret of cat-blogging revealed.
2. “LOLCats? I’ll show you LOLCats.”
3. Glenn Reynold’s intern at work.
4. Laurence Simon comes out of the closet.
5. Why dogs don’t blog.
6. How l33t speak was born.
7. Microsoft reveals their new on-line customer support.
Another liberal caught posting at OTB.
“Let’s see … youtube.com … and search for Tom and Jerry. He’s going to get that mouse in one of these clips, I just knows it!”
– His online name is BiGPaWs.
– When they said curiosity got the cat, they weren’t kidding.
– “Ok, I’ve got litter, food, snacks and toys in the cart…click…’enter credit card’…doh!”
– Gotta call Cat-support.
– What your cat is doing while you are asleep.
Dang! “email@example.com” is already taken!!!
I’m here, now when do these rats start the race?
This just furthers the stereotype that bloggers are unprofessional…
In a reverse of the Rathergate exposure, the main stream media has tracked down the true source of the “Puppy blender” accusations against Glenn Reynolds.
Cat got your virtual tongue?
Oh sure, I admit that a cat able to use a computer is unusual, but have you seen the cat’s lame use of ad hominum attacks to defend the expansion of S-CHIP.
While many on the left warned what automation and transferring jobs off shore would mean for American workers, no one realized the true threat to American jobs.
Ever wondered just who was behind all those PETA advertisements?
While the MSM had some success replacing reporters with cats, they ultimately decided parrots where a better choice for sticking to the narrative story lines.
This explains both why Sen. Dodd has such an innovative political web site and thinks he can run his operation on so little money.
No wonder I could never make sense of the libraries cat-alogue.
That’s a cathouse?!?!
“WTF is a Furry?”
“My desktop? XFCE.”
No one ever knew that the cat was the real brains behind Blofeld and SPECTRE.
A Ron Paul supporter spams yet another opinion poll!
Google-cat strikes again!
Socks, the Clinton cat, takes over after the other Hsu was dropped.
Phishing on the web can be such a cat and mouse game.
Where is Bill Frist when you need him?
Tabby copied a document on his computer, would that be a cat-scan?
Happily for Felix, it’s not illegal to surf for kitty porn.
“I’m not a doctor . . . but I play one on the internet.”
“Okay let’s see now . . . Black labrador, 7 years old, great with kids, not a stupid as he looks, goes by the name “King,” no calls please just take him from the backyard anytime . . . okay, enter . . . enter . . . and we’re done! Ha ha ha! Craigslist RULES!”
* Well, now we know where all those online orders for cat toys are coming from.
* See? I TOLD you he was a mouser!
For Patches, the great appeal of FireFox is tabbied browsing.
Ah, this Catmatch.com is the greatest site ever. Now let’s see…
Let’s see emails..Click
Welcome good sir. I have located your email address and was hoping you can help me, I am a Nigerian Businessman …………….
Why don’t these people get….Reply: For the last time I am not Ann Landers and this is Dear Tabby got that DEAR TABBY!!
“There. The dog has now been sold on eBay.”
Cat: “Let’s see…Viagra-no prescription, Vicodin, ditto, Oxycontin, Percocet, Ambien, Methadone…where the hell’s the Catnip?”
“Ugh! OK, note to self . . . do NOT Google on ‘pussy AND toys’ . . . ”
“Omigod. Or ‘playful AND pussy’ for that matter . . . “
My mouse or yours?
Lacking articulable digits, Frisky was forced to sign his OTB post as “ryfvtc54ryftd9olsemklyg67u”
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