Caption Contest

Time for Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Timmer says:

    So…what are you wearing?…POL (Purring Out Loud).

  2. markm says:

    In what appears to be a first anywhere, Zoe, the porn addicted cat is busted looking at pus*ey on the net….

  3. Dantheman says:

    I need to play with this mouse before I kill it.

  4. stillearly says:

    All your laptop are belong to us.

  5. Alan Kellogg says:

    1. The secret of cat-blogging revealed.

    2. “LOLCats? I’ll show you LOLCats.”

    3. Glenn Reynold’s intern at work.

    4. Laurence Simon comes out of the closet.

    5. Why dogs don’t blog.

    6. How l33t speak was born.

    7. Microsoft reveals their new on-line customer support.

  6. G.A.Phillips says:

    Another liberal caught posting at OTB.

  7. Kenny says:

    “Let’s see … … and search for Tom and Jerry. He’s going to get that mouse in one of these clips, I just knows it!”

  8. Roger says:

    – His online name is BiGPaWs.

    – When they said curiosity got the cat, they weren’t kidding.

    – “Ok, I’ve got litter, food, snacks and toys in the cart…click…’enter credit card’…doh!”

    – Gotta call Cat-support.

    – What your cat is doing while you are asleep.

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Dang! “pu*********@ao*.com” is already taken!!!

  10. brainy435 says:

    I’m here, now when do these rats start the race?

  11. Paul Barnes says:

    This just furthers the stereotype that bloggers are unprofessional…

  12. yetanotherjohn says:

    In a reverse of the Rathergate exposure, the main stream media has tracked down the true source of the “Puppy blender” accusations against Glenn Reynolds.

    Cat got your virtual tongue?

    Oh sure, I admit that a cat able to use a computer is unusual, but have you seen the cat’s lame use of ad hominum attacks to defend the expansion of S-CHIP.

    While many on the left warned what automation and transferring jobs off shore would mean for American workers, no one realized the true threat to American jobs.

    Ever wondered just who was behind all those PETA advertisements?

    While the MSM had some success replacing reporters with cats, they ultimately decided parrots where a better choice for sticking to the narrative story lines.

    This explains both why Sen. Dodd has such an innovative political web site and thinks he can run his operation on so little money.

    No wonder I could never make sense of the libraries cat-alogue.

  13. meow?

  14. peterh says:

    That’s a cathouse?!?!

  15. Dennis says:

    Dangit!….Another Bluescreen!

  16. Michael says:

    “WTF is a Furry?”

    “My desktop? XFCE.”

  17. Wyatt Earp says:

    No one ever knew that the cat was the real brains behind Blofeld and SPECTRE.

  18. John425 says:

    A Ron Paul supporter spams yet another opinion poll!

  19. John425 says:

    Google-cat strikes again!

  20. John425 says:

    Socks, the Clinton cat, takes over after the other Hsu was dropped.

  21. DaveD says:

    Phishing on the web can be such a cat and mouse game.

  22. Triumph says:

    Where is Bill Frist when you need him?

  23. elliot says:

    Tabby copied a document on his computer, would that be a cat-scan?

  24. Gollum says:

    Happily for Felix, it’s not illegal to surf for kitty porn.

  25. Gollum says:

    “I’m not a doctor . . . but I play one on the internet.”

  26. Gollum says:

    “Okay let’s see now . . . Black labrador, 7 years old, great with kids, not a stupid as he looks, goes by the name “King,” no calls please just take him from the backyard anytime . . . okay, enter . . . enter . . . and we’re done! Ha ha ha! Craigslist RULES!”

  27. Bithead says:

    * Well, now we know where all those online orders for cat toys are coming from.

    * See? I TOLD you he was a mouser!

  28. Gollum says:

    For Patches, the great appeal of FireFox is tabbied browsing.

  29. Mousie says:

    Ah, this is the greatest site ever. Now let’s see…

  30. elliot says:

    Let’s see emails..Click

    Dear Cat,

    Welcome good sir. I have located your email address and was hoping you can help me, I am a Nigerian Businessman …………….

    Nope ‘Click’

  31. elliot says:

    Why don’t these people get….Reply: For the last time I am not Ann Landers and this is Dear Tabby got that DEAR TABBY!!

  32. Rachel Edith says:

    “There. The dog has now been sold on eBay.”

  33. John425 says:

    Cat: “Let’s see…Viagra-no prescription, Vicodin, ditto, Oxycontin, Percocet, Ambien, Methadone…where the hell’s the Catnip?”

  34. Gollum says:

    “Ugh! OK, note to self . . . do NOT Google on ‘pussy AND toys’ . . . ”

    “Omigod. Or ‘playful AND pussy’ for that matter . . . “

  35. Su Berton says:

    My mouse or yours?

  36. ryfvtc54ryftd9olsemklyg67u says:

    Lacking articulable digits, Frisky was forced to sign his OTB post as “ryfvtc54ryftd9olsemklyg67u”