Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Monday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    “…Best time to get him is while he’s completely off guard…For example: Like when Bin Laden reaches over, touches her soft thigh and as she moans in excitment…BAH..BAH, it is time to strike.”

  2. Elmo says:

    Hey Barry …. have ya seen this? (what’s that …. the war on terror’s above your pay grade? And all your money goes to zakat?).

  3. Elmo says:

    Step 1) Remove moooselimb traitor from White House.

    Step 2) See step 1.

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    The Commander-in-Grief went to West Point to deliver his speech but an enterprising young Cadet found a novel way to deliver his message to Obama.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    This young cadet knows exactly who is the enemy. Unfortunately he couldn’t get the information to Chris Matthews in time to save him from another bout of foot-in-mouth disease.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    One Cadet found a unique way to keep from getting bored by the four-hour wait and the forty-five minute speech.

  7. The Fourth Invasion by Quentin Tarantino

  8. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Interest is piqued as President Obama gives speech to motivated cadets.

  9. Perhaps “Kill Bin Laden – in Just 2 Weeks” was oversold.

  10. Rodney – I thought perhaps you would pick a picture of the cadets sleeping during the speech. I had my “Sleeping with the enemy” caption all ready to go.

  11. Inglorious Basterd

  12. Mark Bowden has a new book out?

  13. anjin-san says:

    Bush never got to this book, he is still trying to finish “My Pet Goat”…

  14. Killing Bin Laden is impossible — because he’s been dead for almost eight years already.

  15. 11B40 says:


    “Tell me what you really think we should do.”

    P.S. That’s a Combat Infantryman’s Badge on the reader’s chest.
    That means he has already served his country in combat and
    maybe is looking to upgrade his skill set.

  16. Elmo says:

    Hey Joey … ya going to the party at the White House? Nah, I wasn’t invited.

  17. Crust says:

    Now we can finish the job that Bush and Rumsfeld took a pass on at Tora Bora

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Rejected from Columbia University for not being multicultural and tolerant of Muslim fanatics, the poor lad had to go to the only school in NY that would accept his hate filled views.

  19. Clovis says:

    “Seeing as I’m the only cadet sporting fruit salad, I’ll read what I damn well like, thank you.”

  20. JKB says:

    USMA cadet reviews the Army rules of engagement, the long form.

  21. My Kindle broke.

  22. Elmo says:

    Reading Playboy, during Karaoke Jesus’ turn at the microphone? Priceless. There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else … there’s Mastercard.

  23. MikeM says:

    The Other Exit Strategy.

  24. Barry says:

    “The Commander-in-Grief went to West Point to deliver his speech but an enterprising young Cadet found a novel way to deliver his message to Obama.”

    Posted by Maggie Mama

    I’d bet that things like that are far more popular at West Point, now that a Republican president is no longer on the hook.

    I’m actually surprised that Fox News hasn’t started a clock at the bottom of the screen, counting the days since Obama was in office without Bin Laden being killed. It’s just the sort of thing that Fox News viewers would eagerly suck up.