Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    The American couple reveled in meeting Rocky; Bullwinkle, however, was a different story.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Rocky just loved collecting nuts.

  3. Maggie Mama says:

    They’re happy cause I just told them “winter’s over”; gee, I love greenhorns.

  4. elliot says:

    Shhhh, If you look behind me I have sighted two species from the Canadian variety called Quebecian Citizentaurus.

  5. elliot says:

    I stand corrected. Upon further examination, it shows that they are truly not of Canadian origin, but that of the American variety.

  6. mpw280 says:

    I can’t believe I snuck to the front of the line at the clinic, lucky me. mpw

  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    The best part is, while I stand here lookig cute my wife just stole their boat.

  8. Camera Groundhog

  9. Dammit, how did those two get into the shot?

  10. kvc says:

    Luckily these buffoons are too young to remember my roll in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail.” With the right costume I looked just like a rabbit.

    They should have “run away.”

  11. Rachel Edith says:

    Obama’s new Health Czar, Sarah Palin, has picked her Death Panel.

  12. Furhead says:

    Who cropped my nuts out of the picture?

    /bottom of the barrel, here I come …

  13. Elmo says:

    I keep telling ya’ll the network newscasters are nuts …

  14. Elmo says:

    No, I don’t actually have any cheese, why do you ask?

  15. Elmo says:

    While Obama tanks in the polls, members of the DNC secretely hedge their bets. And begin auditions for a possible replacement squirrel.

  16. Elmo says:
  17. Wyatt Earp says:

    The couple stopped laughing moments later, when they realized Rocky was sporting an explosive vest.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    (thought bubble over guy’s head)
    Next time I read the details before answering a “looking for a threesome” ad!

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Because it was his camera, Bullwinkle was rarely in any of the vacation shots.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    NY Times, August, 1999: “Tribal leaders and archeologists announced here today that hunters have discovered the well-preserved body of an ancient man, partly uncovered by a melting glacier. Dressed in a cloak sewn of small pelts, probably of arctic ground squirrels, the body was found on a melting glacier flank that was strewn with his belongings……” oh, oh, these smiling tourists have no clue what Rocky has planned as payback.

  21. Cowboy Blob says:

    This Photo is Viral, Bacterial, and Sexually Transmitted.

  22. peterh says:

    With all the money I made from Geico, I bought me an entourage….

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    And once again a harmless, lovable Little fuzzball becomes the focus of the much larger story Instead of the HARD FACTS….

  24. elliot says:

    If feeding him rubber acorns wasn’t annoying enough, all of a sudden Ashton Kusher jumps out and says “You’ve Been Punked”.

  25. Chadzilla says:

    OK so this is the most annoying couple I have ever met. The guy just sits around all day complaining there’s nothing to do and the chick is just bitch bitch bitch… They’re behind me, aren’t they?

  26. Elmo says:

    elmo had quite a treat Sunday morn, after awakening without his beer goggles.

  27. Elmo says:

    YouTube edition part two/faxing it in …

    All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.

  28. Elmo says:

    As me granpappy usta say: The fascist socialist oak, from a small fraudulent ACORN grows.

    Even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while? WTF is that supposed to mean?!

  29. Maggie Mama says:

    “First there was ‘Cash for Clunkers’ for cars and now for kitchen appliances. I figure if I just hold on to these two clunkers long enough, I’m a sure thing when Obama gets around to nuts.”

  30. Hodink says:

    “Hey everybody. Welcome to the People Channel’s Watch People Do Stupid Stuff show. On today’s show …”

  31. Don L says:

    Where’s that polar bear – I want to kick some butt?

    I voted!

    I said I knew Bambi, not Obama?

    Those folks behind me act like they never saw a naked squirrel before.

    See if they’re still laughing when they discover that hole I chewed in their canoe.

    I’m running for nut Czar.

  32. Deathlok says:

    “Dude, you said you got a great beaver shot on vacation. . . .IT’S NOT EVEN A BEAVER!”

  33. Deathlok says:

    No honey! It’s a great shot of you. We’ll just crop those two out.

  34. Elmo says:

    Lemme get this straight … I give you my rust bucket F100, then you give me $4500 and a new Toyota. Where do I sign?

  35. Hermoine says:

    “Mr. Squirrel and I found this lovely, secluded spot and just like at the beach or in the park where we picnic, along come these interlopers and they want to be in the picture and they wonder what’s for dinner and …”

  36. Elmo says:

    Good morning, and welcome to the morning show on KLAC, I’m your host … Rodent Rick. Next caller please. Hi Rick, whaddya call 144 Obots? Uh, uh (a) gross?

  37. elliot says:

    Does your camera make me look fat?