Thursday, August 27, 2009
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
The American couple reveled in meeting Rocky; Bullwinkle, however, was a different story.
Rocky just loved collecting nuts.
They’re happy cause I just told them “winter’s over”; gee, I love greenhorns.
Shhhh, If you look behind me I have sighted two species from the Canadian variety called Quebecian Citizentaurus.
I stand corrected. Upon further examination, it shows that they are truly not of Canadian origin, but that of the American variety.
I can’t believe I snuck to the front of the line at the clinic, lucky me. mpw
The best part is, while I stand here lookig cute my wife just stole their boat.
Dammit, how did those two get into the shot?
Luckily these buffoons are too young to remember my roll in Monty Python’s “Holy Grail.” With the right costume I looked just like a rabbit.
They should have “run away.”
Obama’s new Health Czar, Sarah Palin, has picked her Death Panel.
Who cropped my nuts out of the picture?
/bottom of the barrel, here I come …
I keep telling ya’ll the network newscasters are nuts …
No, I don’t actually have any cheese, why do you ask?
While Obama tanks in the polls, members of the DNC secretely hedge their bets. And begin auditions for a possible replacement squirrel.
YouTube edition/mailing it in …
You talkin to me?
Sometimes you feel like a nut …
The couple stopped laughing moments later, when they realized Rocky was sporting an explosive vest.
(thought bubble over guy’s head)
Next time I read the details before answering a “looking for a threesome” ad!
Because it was his camera, Bullwinkle was rarely in any of the vacation shots.
NY Times, August, 1999: “Tribal leaders and archeologists announced here today that hunters have discovered the well-preserved body of an ancient man, partly uncovered by a melting glacier. Dressed in a cloak sewn of small pelts, probably of arctic ground squirrels, the body was found on a melting glacier flank that was strewn with his belongings……” oh, oh, these smiling tourists have no clue what Rocky has planned as payback.
This Photo is Viral, Bacterial, and Sexually Transmitted.
With all the money I made from Geico, I bought me an entourage….
And once again a harmless, lovable Little fuzzball becomes the focus of the much larger story Instead of the HARD FACTS….
If feeding him rubber acorns wasn’t annoying enough, all of a sudden Ashton Kusher jumps out and says “You’ve Been Punked”.
OK so this is the most annoying couple I have ever met. The guy just sits around all day complaining there’s nothing to do and the chick is just bitch bitch bitch… They’re behind me, aren’t they?
elmo had quite a treat Sunday morn, after awakening without his beer goggles.
YouTube edition part two/faxing it in …
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up.
As me granpappy usta say: The fascist socialist oak, from a small fraudulent ACORN grows.
Even a blind pig finds an acorn every once in a while? WTF is that supposed to mean?!
“First there was ‘Cash for Clunkers’ for cars and now for kitchen appliances. I figure if I just hold on to these two clunkers long enough, I’m a sure thing when Obama gets around to nuts.”
“Hey everybody. Welcome to the People Channel’s Watch People Do Stupid Stuff show. On today’s show …”
Where’s that polar bear – I want to kick some butt?
I said I knew Bambi, not Obama?
Those folks behind me act like they never saw a naked squirrel before.
See if they’re still laughing when they discover that hole I chewed in their canoe.
I’m running for nut Czar.
“Dude, you said you got a great beaver shot on vacation. . . .IT’S NOT EVEN A BEAVER!”
No honey! It’s a great shot of you. We’ll just crop those two out.
Lemme get this straight … I give you my rust bucket F100, then you give me $4500 and a new Toyota. Where do I sign?
“Mr. Squirrel and I found this lovely, secluded spot and just like at the beach or in the park where we picnic, along come these interlopers and they want to be in the picture and they wonder what’s for dinner and …”
Good morning, and welcome to the morning show on KLAC, I’m your host … Rodent Rick. Next caller please. Hi Rick, whaddya call 144 Obots? Uh, uh (a) gross?
Does your camera make me look fat?
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