Caption Contest Winners

The Ba….na…na..na.nananana… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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The Winners

First: Lorg Skyegon – Dang, this is a lot harder than flinging poop.

Second: Brian J.Players were also dismayed to learn that, buried in the fine print of the new collective bargaining agreement, the codicil that all teams’ fourth line centers would henceforth be bonobos with golf clubs. Owners insist the novelty will draw more fans to arenas..

Third: Hodink – “And here I am at the 19th Hole, a place where, thanks to the spirits, my only handicap is finding a designated driver.”

Honorable Mention:

Laurence SimonGerald Ford sure has aged badly, hasn̢۪t he?

Brandon JaynesBobo didn’t have to worry too much about the occasional duck hook—it was the wicked banana slice that he couldn’t seem to kick.

Jufray – Hit this shot and you get to marry a beautiful blond model.

Zsa Zsa – If it is so easy for a TIGER?… Why is it so hard for a CHIMP like me?… Hmmm…It is just a hole! Just a hole! Just a hole!…It is just a hhh ole!

CADDY SHACK REFERENCE AWARD

RussSo we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any bananas, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. And clean diapers.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel


“I’d rather be washing a cat.”

“The more I play this game the better I like it”
(Whiff)
“But I still hate it.”

The Thursday contest has already started.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.