Caption Contest Winners
The Ba….na…na..na.nananana… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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The Winners
First: Lorg Skyegon – Dang, this is a lot harder than flinging poop.
Second: Brian J. – Players were also dismayed to learn that, buried in the fine print of the new collective bargaining agreement, the codicil that all teams’ fourth line centers would henceforth be bonobos with golf clubs. Owners insist the novelty will draw more fans to arenas..
Third: Hodink – “And here I am at the 19th Hole, a place where, thanks to the spirits, my only handicap is finding a designated driver.”
Honorable Mention:
Laurence Simon РGerald Ford sure has aged badly, hasn̢۪t he?
Brandon Jaynes – Bobo didn’t have to worry too much about the occasional duck hook—it was the wicked banana slice that he couldn’t seem to kick.
Jufray – Hit this shot and you get to marry a beautiful blond model.
Zsa Zsa – If it is so easy for a TIGER?… Why is it so hard for a CHIMP like me?… Hmmm…It is just a hole! Just a hole! Just a hole!…It is just a hhh ole!
CADDY SHACK REFERENCE AWARD
Russ – So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any bananas, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. And clean diapers.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“I’d rather be washing a cat.”“The more I play this game the better I like it”
(Whiff)
“But I still hate it.”
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