Caption Contest Winners

The Pismo Beach Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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(Mohammed Salem/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: tom p – Just another speed bump on the road to peace.

Second: ElmoIf only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket ….

Third: Stormy DragonQ: What’s the difference between a dead dog and a dead Hamas militant? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – Oooohhhhmmmmm…Oooohhhmmmmm…see the tunnel…BE the tunnel…dig that tunnel.

JKB – Oh, my God…War porn

JOhn425 – Now that “don’t ask, don’t tell” has been lifted, Brucie shows his stuff.

Maggie Mama – Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.”

“Life’s a beach… and so am I.”

Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a Hamas militant?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.

The newclampetsThursday Contest has got your stimulus right here.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.