Caption Contest Winners
The Pismo Beach Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(Mohammed Salem/Reuters)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: tom p – Just another speed bump on the road to peace.
Second: Elmo – If only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket …. if only I had a rocket ….
Third: Stormy Dragon – Q: What’s the difference between a dead dog and a dead Hamas militant? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
HONORABLE MENTION
markm – Oooohhhhmmmmm…Oooohhhmmmmm…see the tunnel…BE the tunnel…dig that tunnel.
JKB – Oh, my God…War porn
JOhn425 – Now that “don’t ask, don’t tell” has been lifted, Brucie shows his stuff.
Maggie Mama – Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days Of Our Lives.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Must’ve taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque.”
“Life’s a beach… and so am I.”
Q: What’s the difference between a trampoline and a Hamas militant?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on the trampoline.
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