Caption Contest Winners
The ‘And You Thought the Joker’s Wild Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: Bithead – New Management at the New York Times
Second: Ingress – So long Rove, Condi, Rummy. Bush is bringing in new faces.
Third: Mark – Valerie Plame resumes her career at the CIA as a covert operative, complete with new identity and disguise.
DL – It looks like another Paul Wellstone funeral from here!
arky – “I TOLD YOU, you could get both your hands in there!”
DL – Looks like New Orleans is open for business again!
Laurence Simon – Warner Brothers gives Joel Schumacher and Tim Burton one more chance. . .
McGehee – Onlooker #1: “Hey, aren’t those the biggest boobs you’ve ever seen!?”
Onlooker #2: “Yeah, and isnÃ¢€™t that Marilyn Monroe standing there with them?”
The WHAM, POW, BANG Award (Best Low Blow)
FreakyBoy – As Matt Lauer victoriously pumps his fist, White House correspondent John Roberts asks him: “So does that mean Roker gets sloppy seconds, or what?”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“Harry Reid has highjacked the Senate, to the Moonbatmobile Robin”
Auditions went over the top for Batman the Musical once it was announced that Steven Cojocaru would start as the Riddler.
Vicki Vale gives Batman a different kind of Bat Signal
Following the example of George Takei, Adam West also chooses to come out of the closet.
Batman: “Holy Guano, Robin, We’ve got to reverse the GayRay the Joker used on us.”
Robin: “Ah, Give me a minute, Commissioner Gordon is looking pretty good right now.”
Vicki Vale: “Mmmmmm, Janet Reno is so hot.”
“I said Lauer not Lower, Katie.”
“Ho Hum, just a repeat of last contest, A bombshell between two boobs.”
The next Riding Sun contest has started as well.