Caption Contest Winners
The Putin’ Out Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AFP/Maxim Marmur)
The Winners
First: Hodink – “No, no, no boys! Decide who is going to lead and that person places his left arm behind the partner’s waist. Begin again.”
Second: Maniakes – Don’t worry, Vlad. We’re soulmates. I won’t let a silly little thing like selling nukes to Iran get in the way of that.
Third: Stormy Dragon – For the exciting conclusion of his ventriloquism routine, Bush wowed the audience by drinking a glass of water while Putin sang The Party is Over.
Honorable Mention:
Jufray – Texas Chainsaw Barbecue
Maggie – Speaking under his breath, Bush informed Putin either he gets his act in gear or face a visit to Moscow by the Riceinator.
Sammler – “I’d like you to meet my brother, Raymond.”
The 
Thursday contest has already started. The Bottom of the Barrel is below the fold.
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
“That Fling with Kim Jong-Il really didn’t mean nothing.”“I like House elves, Dobie, I think everybody should own one.”
Vlad the Impaler and Bush the Inhaler
“Yea I do sorta understand why Condi called you a skinny white boy/”
“Jees, I alway’s though De-Taunt was when we called y’all commie bastards”
Putin’ on the Ritz
“utshay uphay ickday eadhay – so what’s that mean? It sounds pretty catchy but I don’t understand a lick of russ-ki”
