Caption Contest Winners
The Kobe, I’m Open… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
First: charles austin – “In a celebration of ecumenical diversity, Hamas will forego blowing up Jews for Lent.”
Second: The Man – We call for death to all American infidels…unless they want us to run their ports.
Third:(tie) Mark – As you can see, I still have both of my hands so the allegations that I am a crook are false!
Third:(tie) Moe Lane – Why, thank you: my wife thinks I look a little like George Clooney, too. Of course, if I find out that he’s a Jew, I’ll have to have him, her and you killed for the insult.
Michael Demmons – George Clooney realizes he’s pulled off the impossible. Finally! A Westerner gets to lead Hamas.
radio free fred – “I live in a box .” “Next Question?”
Laurence Simon – Hamas leader Khaleed Meshal denies using “Just For Martyrs” to two-tone his beard.
Ingress – Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal practices assuming the position. May come in handy down the road.
Marv – Watch carefully, now! Nothing up my sleeve. And poof, Israel is gone!
Exek – Uh-Oh These do not look like reporters to me…
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
In the great tradition of Yassin, and Rantisi
“No I would not like to go hunting with Dick Cheney.”
“I just want to say one thing to the American people, let me be perfectly clear, I did not have sex with that Sheep, Miss Ewe-inski.”
“… and I got that thing with the sheep reduced to Just Following Too Close”