Caption Contest Winners

The Kobe, I’m Open… Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



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Winners

First: charles austin“In a celebration of ecumenical diversity, Hamas will forego blowing up Jews for Lent.”

Second: The ManWe call for death to all American infidels…unless they want us to run their ports.

Third:(tie) MarkAs you can see, I still have both of my hands so the allegations that I am a crook are false!

Third:(tie) Moe Lane – Why, thank you: my wife thinks I look a little like George Clooney, too. Of course, if I find out that he’s a Jew, I’ll have to have him, her and you killed for the insult.

Honorable Mention:

Michael DemmonsGeorge Clooney realizes he’s pulled off the impossible. Finally! A Westerner gets to lead Hamas.

radio free fred – “I live in a box .” “Next Question?”

Laurence SimonHamas leader Khaleed Meshal denies using “Just For Martyrs” to two-tone his beard.

Ingress – Hamas leader Khaled Meshaal practices assuming the position. May come in handy down the road.

Marv – Watch carefully, now! Nothing up my sleeve. And poof, Israel is gone!

Exek – Uh-Oh These do not look like reporters to me…

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

In the great tradition of Yassin, and Rantisi

“No I would not like to go hunting with Dick Cheney.”

“I just want to say one thing to the American people, let me be perfectly clear, I did not have sex with that Sheep, Miss Ewe-inski.”

“… and I got that thing with the sheep reduced to Just Following Too Close

The The Thursday contest is already chillin’ out.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Woo hoo! Thanks Rodney. And to think that I almost didn’t post this out of concern that it might offend — though not whom you might think.




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  2. Wickedpinto says:

    I never see these things in time. I was thinking in the lines of.

    “After speaking with the French PM, and he said that anyone who supports Hamas should raise their hand, we left with twice the number of votes, as there are MP’s”




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  3. T. Harris says:

    You’ve got the wrong name or the wrong quote for what T. Harris said.




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