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How Would You Like Some Bacon-Flavored Air?

Doug Mataconis · Thursday, March 31, 2011 · 3 comments

From the company that brought us Baconaisse and Bacon Salt, I give you BaconAir:

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About Doug Mataconis

Doug Mataconis held a B.A. in Political Science from Rutgers University and J.D. from George Mason University School of Law. He joined the staff of OTB in May 2010 and contributed a staggering 16,483 posts before his retirement in January 2020. He passed far too young in July 2021.

Comments

Annie says:

Thursday, 31 March 2011 at 11:28

Can they do a combination pork rind/ding dong air? Market it to the teabaggers!
tom p says:

Thursday, 31 March 2011 at 11:41

Do they have it a form I can hang off my rear view mirror?

bacon bacon BACON BACON BACON!!!
JKB says:

Thursday, 31 March 2011 at 13:32

Oh, Annie, that was not very civil. Just for that I’m going to recommend the purchase of a case or so of Bacon air to be sprayed over the vegans, vegetarians, and union protesters at the next “you can’t cut us off from our entitlements because we’re entitled” protest. Bacon is the gateway meat. Then we have a couple of four-wheelers dragging a slab of bacon run through the crowd to lure them down to the Whole Foods for a riot.