Thursday, March 31, 2011
From the company that brought us Baconaisse and Bacon Salt, I give you BaconAir:
Can they do a combination pork rind/ding dong air? Market it to the teabaggers!
Do they have it a form I can hang off my rear view mirror?
bacon bacon BACON BACON BACON!!!
Oh, Annie, that was not very civil. Just for that I’m going to recommend the purchase of a case or so of Bacon air to be sprayed over the vegans, vegetarians, and union protesters at the next “you can’t cut us off from our entitlements because we’re entitled” protest. Bacon is the gateway meat. Then we have a couple of four-wheelers dragging a slab of bacon run through the crowd to lure them down to the Whole Foods for a riot.
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