Outside the Beltway

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1. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 06:28

   Always wondered what a naked Panda would look like and now with these new body scanners we will.
2. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 06:30

   Al Qaeda’s newest ploy: The suicide Panda.
3. Fog says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 08:55

   Volunteers for the panda breeding program get priority in the security line.
4. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 09:11

   “IDIOTS! I said you have to PANDER to your base! NOT PANDA!!!”
5. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 09:17

   Chinese police finally capture and extradite the real Lennay Kakua.
6. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 09:19

   Just exactly how bad are things in China? Even the pandas are self-deporting.
7. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 09:44

   Chinese security officials were not fooled by Ai Weiwei’s latest tax avoidance scheme.
8. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 11:14

   If this isn’t profiling I don’t know what is, notice I’m the only one who has to go through the scanner.
9. Donald Sensing says:
   Monday, 28 January 2013 at 12:34

   Panhandling? Nope, but close.
10. Drew says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 14:52

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin…….
11. al-Ameda says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 16:40

    Where’s the Spray Tan, damn it!
12. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 18:11

    @Drew:

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin…….

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin Drew didn’t propose taking all of the money he made in America out of America to avoid paying American taxes……
13. Jeremy says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 18:17

    Oppa Panda Style!
14. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 21:23

    Wait for it…Wait for it…♫Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning♫
15. Moosebreath says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 21:42

    When Ling-Ling refused to be body-scanned, Panda-Monium broke out.
16. Allan Bourdius says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 21:53

    Endangered species only pay half fare on the Beijing Subway.
17. Allan Bourdius says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 21:54

    The People’s Liberation Army has expanded its draft net.
18. jd says:
    Monday, 28 January 2013 at 23:02

    Papers? I left my papers back in the cage.

    Won’t let me in?! Grrr. Never say no to panda!
19. Allan Bourdius says:
    Tuesday, 29 January 2013 at 09:13

    After seeing the two on the left with their pink bags, the panda thought, “Why’d I pay a bag fee and not carry on?”
20. He who must not be named says:
    Wednesday, 30 January 2013 at 10:33

    What’s black and white and red all over?
21. He who must not be named says:
    Wednesday, 30 January 2013 at 10:34

    Bamboo sounded a little too much like bomb and boom to the TSA agents.
22. He who must not be named says:
    Wednesday, 30 January 2013 at 10:36

    “I’m sorry sir but we are going to have to remove your fingernails and toenails as they can be used as wepaons. Hey, somebody get me the pliers.”
23. He who must not be named says:
    Wednesday, 30 January 2013 at 10:39

    Ling Ling! No that’s not my name, it’s just my smartphone going off.
24. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 30 January 2013 at 23:46

    After passing through a TSA screening, now we all know why the Panda is really going extinct.