OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Photo By KEVIN ZHAO/REUTERS

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Always wondered what a naked Panda would look like and now with these new body scanners we will.




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  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Al Qaeda’s newest ploy: The suicide Panda.




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  3. Fog says:

    Volunteers for the panda breeding program get priority in the security line.




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  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “IDIOTS! I said you have to PANDER to your base! NOT PANDA!!!”




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  5. Hal 10000 says:

    Chinese police finally capture and extradite the real Lennay Kakua.




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  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Just exactly how bad are things in China? Even the pandas are self-deporting.




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  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Chinese security officials were not fooled by Ai Weiwei’s latest tax avoidance scheme.




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  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    If this isn’t profiling I don’t know what is, notice I’m the only one who has to go through the scanner.




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  9. Panhandling? Nope, but close.




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  10. Drew says:

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin…….




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  11. al-Ameda says:

    Where’s the Spray Tan, damn it!




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  12. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Drew:

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin…….

    Don’t laugh, you yellow running dogs. At least our Treasury Secretary didn’t propose a trillion dollar coin Drew didn’t propose taking all of the money he made in America out of America to avoid paying American taxes……




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  13. Jeremy says:

    Oppa Panda Style!




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  14. Wait for it…Wait for it…♫Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Those cats were fast as lightning




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  15. Moosebreath says:

    When Ling-Ling refused to be body-scanned, Panda-Monium broke out.




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  16. Endangered species only pay half fare on the Beijing Subway.




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  17. The People’s Liberation Army has expanded its draft net.




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  18. jd says:

    Papers? I left my papers back in the cage.

    Won’t let me in?! Grrr. Never say no to panda!




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  19. After seeing the two on the left with their pink bags, the panda thought, “Why’d I pay a bag fee and not carry on?”




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  20. He who must not be named says:

    What’s black and white and red all over?




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  21. He who must not be named says:

    Bamboo sounded a little too much like bomb and boom to the TSA agents.




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  22. He who must not be named says:

    “I’m sorry sir but we are going to have to remove your fingernails and toenails as they can be used as wepaons. Hey, somebody get me the pliers.”




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  23. He who must not be named says:

    Ling Ling! No that’s not my name, it’s just my smartphone going off.




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  24. After passing through a TSA screening, now we all know why the Panda is really going extinct.




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