OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

Winners will not be announced until after July 30th 2013. There will not be any contest’s next week.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. John Burgess says:

    “And then the great big ObamaCare Bear came out of the woods and…”

  2. “Abracadabra! And your economic future has just disappeared!”

  3. C. Clavin says:

    That’s right you litlle f’ers….Obamacare is working…na, na, nana, na…..

  4. JKB says:

    “What was it like when you became president?”

    “Well, my head swelled up this big.”

  5. David in KC says:

    Infinity times infinity? Poof.

  6. steve says:

    Yes, son. You need to have an ego this big to be President.

  7. Mu says:

    Secret Service HELP, he made a drawing of an assault rifle!

  8. Donald Sensing says:

    “You know how I told another school that broccoli is my favorite food? Well, this is what I really think.”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    And then they called me a Kenyan socialist, a Kenyan Marxist, even Kenyon Martin ….

  10. Moosebreath says:

    Jimmy, if you want to be safe from someone invoking Stand Your Ground, look like this.

  11. markm says:

    Child: “….guess how much money I have in my piggy bank Mr. President”

    Obama: “As of Wednesday it was $10 dollars…..errrr……I mean, I don’t know”

  12. markm says:

    Child: “Mr President, if you see Snowden in the crosshairs of a drone, what do you do?”.

    Obama: “SPLATTO!”

  13. Donald Sensing says:

    “And the first time I met Prince Charles I thought, ‘My gosh, he has ears this big!'”

  14. john425 says:

    “Boo! I’m Obamacare”

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Can you fear me now?

  16. He who must not be named says:

    Nothing up my sleeves, or in my suit at all, for that matter.

  17. He who must not be named says:

    The Harlem Shuffle began over the intercom and President Obama started kicking it.

  18. And people mock W for reading “My Pet Goat”?!?

  19. (Girl in lower left corner, looking off frame to her right) Oh, this is SO going to be an OTB caption contest pic!

  20. He who must not be named says:

    And then Jon Corzine says, “Hey, I didn’t have anything to do with that $1.6B of my customers’ funds disappearing.”

  21. He who must not be named says:

    “Kobe, I’m open!”

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Wow Timmy, you’re too big to fail!

  23. He who must not be named says:

    And during budget negotiations John Boehner hold up his hands like this and says, “Don’t tase me bro!”

  24. He who must not be named says:

    And then the bomb that Bill Ayers’ friends where building to kill soldiers and police went boom on them instead.

  25. Jc says:

    And….Jazz Hands!

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    Those Detroit schools are sure rough. Those kindergarten kids made #1 hand over his wallet when he just came to visit and speak.

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Lordy, lordy, this is my Stepin Fetchit impersonation…”.

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “And so kids, if you run into George Zimmerman coming back from 7-11 buying candy….You hold up your hands, piss your hands, and act scared like this….”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “And so kids, if you run into George Zimmerman coming back from 7-11 buying candy…You, hold up your hands like this, piss your pants, beg for mercy, and act scared like this…Any questions?”.

  30. Tony W says:

    Despite an afternoon of goofy antics, the kindergarten class at Herbert Hoover Elementary was not terribly impressed with the President.

  31. “Reach! ….. you creepy ass cracka.”

  32. “Great question, Marquis. The way I do it is I hold Michelle’s butt this way, and then I ……”

  33. john425 says:

    Kid: “No, Mr. President, you do the explosion AFTER the fist bump.”

  34. He who must not be named says:

    “One word. Are you listening? MOAR!!!!!!!!!”

  35. John Orman says:

    “And then we all yell KABLOOEY and the war on terrorism is won!”