Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 9, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
The face-transplant operations? A little out of hand, I think. Or foot.
The first sign the “Chucky” franchise started to go downhill.
As the wild dogs were bearing down on her, she could only cower in fear, distraught that her disguise couldn’t save her.
Another example that blonds have more fun!
Did you even know that organ grinders had a “Most Wanted” list?
The ACLU announced that “Talk to the organ grinder, not to the monkey” discrimination had finally become too prevalent and that they had started distributing masks to victims in an effort to help the public move past that old idiom.
“Does your minkey bite?”
Rodney-did you say minkey? Do you have the minkey?
Clouseau: Do you have a license? Beggar: What? Clouseau: City ordinance 147-B prohibits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize without a proper license. Beggar: I don’t understand. Clouseau: It is against the leu (law) for you to play your musical instrument. Beggar: Leu? Clouseau: What? Beggar: You say, it’s against the leu? Clouseau: Yes. Unless you have a proper license. Beggar: What kind of license? Clouseau: A license that permits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprize. Beggar: Commercial enterprize? Clouseau: Yes. You play that thing and people give you the muhnay. Beggar: People give the monkey the money. Clouseau: It is the same. Beggar: Oh, no. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn’t tell me what to play, and I don’t tel him what to do with his money. One day I came home and I found him sitting in my living room. I let him stay, but he pays for his own room and board. Clouseau: Then the minkey’s (monkey’s) breaking the leu. Beggar: But he doesn’t play any musical instrument. Clouseau: City ordinance 132-R prohibits the begging. Beggar: How do you know so much about city ordinances? Clouseau: What sort of stupid question is that? Are you blind? Beggar: Yes.
“This is just like television, only you can see much further.”
You think I look stupid? I look a helluva lot better than my late pals the Fluffy Bunny twins.
The new star of the latest re-make of Inherit The Wind…..
Floridians find a loop hole in the new bestiality laws.
Resistance is futile.
Dieter’s attempts to get guests to touch his monkey became ever more desperate.
Time to vote Dr. Moreau off the island.
Look, it’s a baby liberal…
If you think I’m scary, you oughta look at the guy at the end of this chain I’m holding…
Rodney, did you spank your minkey? …monkey?
With the assistance of his pet monkey, a street performer reenacts last month’s Royal Wedding for the crowd. And once again, Princess Beatrice steals the scene with her hat: the fascinator.
Believing to be the only one (outside the U.S. government) to really know what happened the night Osama bin Laden was taken out, this little monkey enters the Pakistani witness protection program.
Believing to be the only one (outside the U.S. government) to really know what happened the night Osama bin Laden was taken out, this little ‘minkey’ (monkey) enters the French witness protection program via Police Inspector Clouseau.
A New York City sewer rat posing as a Chihuahua, wearing a child’s doll head for a mask, hoping to get adopted?
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