OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Victor Ruiz

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    This is absolutely the last time I’m letting Michelle dress me!

  2. markm says:

    In yet another visible fracture from within the Democratic party, Barack Obama takes one from Al Gore for his failure to act on ClimateChangey.

  3. Drekkoth says:

    Hugo Chavez’s ill conceived disguise backfires…

  4. Drew says:

    “Mama told me not to come………that ain’t the way to have fun, son…”

  5. Drew says:

    Look, Elsie, we’ve got to dry you off after your bath…”

  6. Drew says:

    With the NFL lockout still on, attempts to organize non-santioned lineman drills have had some problems.

  7. Drew says:

    Ooops. “sanctioned”

  8. Game of Cujones.

  9. Game of Cujones. You win or you die.

  10. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Speaker Beohner tries to get the Tea party members to accept a compromise on raising tax revenues.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    Charlie’s remaining goddess moved out leaving him searching for new amusements.

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    Wrong! I told you “Take the bull by the horns.” You’re letting him take you.

  13. Maggie Mama says:

    “PeeWee, you just crapped in your pants.”


  14. Rock says:

    Stuff happens when you try to milk a bull.

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    Despite Obama’s best try at destroying Capitalism, the Bull market comes roaring back in a fierce attack against the Marxists.

  16. chsw says:

    Mexican folk remedy for four-hour Viagra erections proves effective in field tests.


  17. Peterh says:

    That’s just a mild goring compared to what your 401k will look like after a credit default

  18. MstrB says:

    F*ck me

  19. MstrB says:

    Hector the Bull was later arrested for a hate crime

  20. MstrB says:

    Man, when I clicked “Man get f*cked by bull,” I was expecting something else.

  21. physics geek says:

    You realize, of course, that this means war.

    So this is getting horny? Funny. It’s not really good for me.

    Assorted assholes: 0. Bull: 2.