Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
Do you like my hat? I think it makes me look sexy.
People of Libya, this hat belonged to Adonis & I have tigerblood running through my veins that is why you love me.
He said I looked like a hipster poser, so I pushed him down there. Who’s next?
Libya’s version of Mt. Rushmore, carved not in stone, but in stupid.
Keep your eyes open; Obama said he was sending Biden in to negotiate!
“Are you sure it isn’t the ‘WALLS” of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli?”
You guys hear about Charlie Sheen? Dude’s gone crazy! It must suck to be insane. Yes, yes release the attack copters.
Nah, we have nothing to worry about from Obama; he’ll be ‘monitoring’ the situation for at least another six weeks.
So, I taunted them, called their mothers hamsters and told them their fathers smelled of elderberries, why aren’t they running away?
Gadaffi: I am wearing this hat because I am one with my brothers and sisters in Wisconsin
Guy on the right: “That hat makes you look like an idiot”
I fart in your general direction!
SNL castmember Fred Armisen, who so masterfully mocked NY’s former Governor, David Paterson, has tweeked the role by adding an Arabic accent to portray Gaddafi during an up-coming segment on “Weekend Update”.
“Do we still have that Chinese labor battalion? Imma thinking this wall isn’t nearly high enough…”
President Obama invites a rogue gallery to watch him play golf.
Gaddafi thought bubble: “Why is that red dot shining on my chest?”
“I hope this wall protects me from all the Libyans who have proclaimed their love for me”
“If it wasn’t for this frikken rebellion, I could be out with my camels.”
1) “Oh yeah? Well like Cee Lo Green says: Forget You Too!”
All this picture is missing is a drone strike.
I can see Israel from my house.
“Wanna smoke a camel? It’ll help you relax”
“OK, ready, aim, fire” (BANG) “I feel better all ready.”
“Uh… I meant a cigarette…”
“Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries!”
Wait….I can see Alaska from my front door!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a SECOND time…..
I just love the smell of Napalm in the morning.
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of the Ummah.
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
Be vewy quiet. I’m hunting fweedom fighters. Heh heh heh heh.
aExcuse me boys, it’s 3 AM in Washington and I have a phone call to make.
“Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi addresses his supporters in Tripoli’s Green Square in this still image taken from video broadcast on February 25, 2011.”
Both of them?
For the last time, I had nothing to do with Dior firing Galliano.
Never before has so much been stolen from so many for so few.
Hugo Chavez’s welcoming committee welcomes him to the Dictator of the Year Award Ceremony.
The US GOP called me today…..said I should stick to my guns….bargaining is for socialists’….It’s my way or the highway….
Hoping to capitalize on the success of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” TLC’s launch of “Gaddafi’s Libya” had to be canceled after rioters sacked the studio.
No, no… WE like the hat just fine. But people seem to be asking why you wear it in a desert.
Yes! Reminds me of when my brothers and I would build play forts as children. Good times. Of course, I eventually had to have them executed as well.
My advisers are telling me that maybe I should go make a speech in Cairo too, but I’m just not sure.
“When you find Anderson Cooper, he’s MINE!”
2) “Have my mercenaries from Wisconsin arrived yet? Good. Now we’ll see how this rebel scum handles an Imperial (Gov. Scott) Walker.”
Strange, not one Qaddafi is Hitler sign.
Those don’t look like my loving people! They are marching in order towards me and have AK-47s; and that flag ain’t mine, either! Where are my tanks? Where is my infantry? I’m cold! Really cold!
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