OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. “To California or any place—every one a drum major leading a parade of hurts, marching with our bitterness. And some day—the armies of bitterness will all be going the same way. And they’ll all walk together, and there’ll be a dead terror from it.” — The Grapes of Wrath

  2. John Burgess says:

    “This Good-Intentions[TM] pavement isn’t hold up as well as I expected.”

  3. Andy says:

    We’re on a road to nowhere… (queue Talking Heads music).

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    When Maxine Waters told the Tea Party to “go straight to Hell”, I don’t think she meant Michigan.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Often the risks caused by texting while driving are clearly visible.

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Finally found … Willie Nelson’s band of Gypsies.

  7. R. E. Davidson says:

    Daddy, why are we going down this road the wrong way? Well, Honey, it’s the way the United States does things now.

  8. R. E. Davidson says:

    Is this the road to China?

  9. R. E. Davidson says:

    And don’t forget, folks, today is the day we practice driving on the “wrong” side of the road.

  10. JKB says:

    No opposing traffic allowed.

    America used to be a two-way street, but since Obama its on a highway to …..

    “Barack, let’s stop at this farm house and ask for directions to Prosperity”

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Just follow the Marxist Brick Road.

  12. rodney dill says:

    (The Tax and Stimulate the Economy Road Song)

    86 bottles of beer on the wall,
    86 bottle of beer,
    take one down, pass it around
    87 bottles of beer on the wall…

    87 bottles of beer on the wall,
    87 bottle of beer,
    take one down, pass it around
    88 bottles of beer on the wall…

    88 bottles of beer on the wall,
    88 bottle of beer,
    take one down, pass it around
    89 bottles of beer on the wall…

    89 bottles of beer on the wall,
    89 bottle of beer,
    take one down, pass it around
    90 bottles of beer on the wall…
    […]

  13. Are we there yet?

  14. Lanes are for the little people.

  15. Wow, I thought that whole “thrown under the bus” thing was just a metaphor.

  16. The gravy train.

  17. Any idea what the new CAFE standards are for presidential motorcades?

  18. Michael Hamm says:

    Throngs of Obama supporters show up in support of his Magical Misery Tour.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Don Cornelius announces that he is”un-retiring” to announce his latest version of “Soul Train”.

  20. Michael Hamm says:

    Due to budget cutbacks, Minnesota can no longer afford traffic enforcement of DUI suspects.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    Not a GM vehicle in sight.

  22. rodney dill says:

    @charles austin:

    Any idea what the new CAFE standards are for presidential motorcades?

    Stop at every Cafe for a slice of Sweet Potato Pie.

  23. JKB says:

    In the drive to make America more European, some on the left want to go British, some want to go Continental. Obama is taking a middle of the road approach.

  24. Jerry says:

    “The Obama Circus comes to Town?”

  25. Trojan in DC says:

    Michele Bachmann and her husband could fix all of this. Don’t they cure people who “drive on their cars on the wrong side of the road”?

  26. Trojan in DC says:

    “I heard that the $2 gas was this way”

  27. Wayne says:

    Made in other countries.

  28. rodney dill says:

    Obama: Dibs on the handle ‘Rubber Duck’

  29. And I, I took the road less traveled, and, well, it was less travelled before 18 state troopers, 16 secret services Escalades, the presidential bus, and 32 credentialed press vehicles took over both lanes.

  30. Hey, that sign says do not pass. Oh, that’s right, I forgot, rules are for the little people.

  31. After the incident with the cow in the previous caption contest, Obama’s handlers put him on the bus and got the hell out of Iowa as fast as they could.

  32. “He’s sort of a God. On a bus. In Iowa.” — Evan Thomas on Obama.

  33. Well, to be fair, they haven’t driven in the ditch. Yet.

  34. Steven Donegal says:

    Children of the Corn

  35. anjin-san says:

    The roads were clogged with doctors who were forced to close their practices by Obamacare… headed for a bright and lucrative future in Somolia, where the footprint of government is light.

  36. Maggie Mama says:

    New Yorkers headed for the hills after hearing that Mayor Bloomberg wants traffic cameras installed on every street corner in the Big Apple.

  37. Bumper Sticker Reads: “Obama BUSTour 2011

  38. “We got a big ol convoy…ain’t she a beautiful sight?”

  39. “♪We got a big ol convoy…ain’t she a beautiful sight?♪”

  40. John425 says:

    Obama’s “Magical Misery Tour” heads for a freeway smashup.

  41. “You’re Going the Wrong Way!”

  42. Park Liberty says:

    Perry is right – we do need to move to the right!

  43. Obama provides some indication of his biggest legislation yet when he spends the entire day driving his bus down the middle of the road.