OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. JazzShaw says:

    While the Libyan army wasn’t terribly effective on the battlefield, their uniforms were exceptionally fierce.

  2. JazzShaw says:

    No, I don’t think the Japanese milk or spinach has affected me at all. Why?

  3. JazzShaw says:

    Budget cuts for the 7th Batman movie resulted in somewhat less threatening villains.

  4. Shopaholic_918 says:

    Why does everyone keep asking me if I’ve just come back from Japan?

  5. JazzShaw says:

    Following the debacle at Missy Goldberg’s birthday party, Markos the Clown really never landed any more paying gigs.

  6. Matt says:

    Gawker posts leaked cover photo for Charlie Sheen’s forthcoming book, ‘Winning!’

  7. Shopaholic_918 says:

    John Goodman talks about his years working with Roseanne.

  8. Shopaholic_918 says:

    After government cuts to PBS, Sesame Street forced to hire low-budget puppeteers.

  9. Maggie Mama says:

    So that’s the “green-eyed monster”!

  10. Shopaholic_918 says:

    Mel Gibson leaving this week’s anger management course.

  11. Maggie Mama says:

    “Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him.”

  12. Maggie Mama says:

    The Grateful Dead are now doing scenes from Hamlet before beginning their usual repertoire.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Constipated. Try Ex-Lax.

  14. Montanareddog says:

    Screamin’ Jay Hawkins photographed after his visit to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

  15. Maggie Mama says:

    This year St. Patrick’s Day became a five-day celebration and it was soon learned that many a reveler partook in just a tad too much green beer.

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    The Fighting Irish were despondent after Saturday’s loss to their long-time nemesis, Michigan.

  17. John Burgess says:

    Ark Productions swears my next song is going to be the breakout!

  18. Nathan Wurtzel says:

    Forced to read all of the ObamaCare bill with less than 24 hours before the vote was called, former Rep. Alan Grayson was never quite the same afterward.

  19. Dr. Octopus will look a lot more convincing once the CGI is done, really.

  20. John425 says:

    NPR staffers take to the streets to protest defunding moves.

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    Main Stream Media reporter never got the message that he is to view the Democrats with ROSE colored glasses.

  22. Michael Hamm says:

    Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s do the Time Warp Again.

  23. G.A.Phillips says:

    How many times do I have to tell you recovering drug addicts that pot is not a gateway drug!??!?!Damn!!!!!

  24. Does anybody else think he only speaks in capital letters?

  25. He’s well prepared to freeze in the dark when he gets his wish and all nuclear power is eliminated.

  26. Winning the future!

  27. Abby Normal’s last surviving descendant.

  28. Liberte! Egalite! Insanite!

  29. Hard to believe the French lost every military engagement of the 20th century, isn’t it?

  30. Which skull is emptier?

  31. Michael Hamm says:

    Another serial killer released by our judicial system.

  32. Michael Hamm says:

    SEIU unveils its latest protest uniform.

  33. Michael Hamm says:

    Rod Serling reincarnates the twilight zone – the liberal version.

  34. John425 says:

    The undecided voter–will he go for Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich?

  35. Maggie Mama says:

    A Chicago poll worker is in the process of registering another Democrat voter.

  36. MikeM_inMd says:

    “Give me jealousy or give me death!”

  37. MikeM_inMd says:

    “Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. This is the head of the last guy who made me mad.”

  38. 1) Ironically, just like the Hulk, perhaps this anti-nuclear energy protester’s anger — through his perpetual state of vigilance — can generate a cleaner, safer alternate form of Green energy.

  39. 2) I don’t know about you, but I heard he’s big in Japan.

  40. 3) Unlike the Hulk, perhaps this anti-nuclear energy protester’s anger — through his perpetual state of peaceful vigilance — can generate a cleaner, safer alternate form of Green energy.