Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 21, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday
While the Libyan army wasn’t terribly effective on the battlefield, their uniforms were exceptionally fierce.
No, I don’t think the Japanese milk or spinach has affected me at all. Why?
Budget cuts for the 7th Batman movie resulted in somewhat less threatening villains.
Why does everyone keep asking me if I’ve just come back from Japan?
Following the debacle at Missy Goldberg’s birthday party, Markos the Clown really never landed any more paying gigs.
Gawker posts leaked cover photo for Charlie Sheen’s forthcoming book, ‘Winning!’
John Goodman talks about his years working with Roseanne.
After government cuts to PBS, Sesame Street forced to hire low-budget puppeteers.
So that’s the “green-eyed monster”!
Mel Gibson leaving this week’s anger management course.
“Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him.”
The Grateful Dead are now doing scenes from Hamlet before beginning their usual repertoire.
Constipated. Try Ex-Lax.
Screamin’ Jay Hawkins photographed after his visit to the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
This year St. Patrick’s Day became a five-day celebration and it was soon learned that many a reveler partook in just a tad too much green beer.
The Fighting Irish were despondent after Saturday’s loss to their long-time nemesis, Michigan.
Ark Productions swears my next song is going to be the breakout!
Forced to read all of the ObamaCare bill with less than 24 hours before the vote was called, former Rep. Alan Grayson was never quite the same afterward.
Dr. Octopus will look a lot more convincing once the CGI is done, really.
NPR staffers take to the streets to protest defunding moves.
Main Stream Media reporter never got the message that he is to view the Democrats with ROSE colored glasses.
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Let’s do the Time Warp Again.
How many times do I have to tell you recovering drug addicts that pot is not a gateway drug!??!?!Damn!!!!!
Does anybody else think he only speaks in capital letters?
He’s well prepared to freeze in the dark when he gets his wish and all nuclear power is eliminated.
Winning the future!
Abby Normal’s last surviving descendant.
Liberte! Egalite! Insanite!
Hard to believe the French lost every military engagement of the 20th century, isn’t it?
Which skull is emptier?
Another serial killer released by our judicial system.
SEIU unveils its latest protest uniform.
Rod Serling reincarnates the twilight zone – the liberal version.
The undecided voter–will he go for Ron Paul or Dennis Kucinich?
A Chicago poll worker is in the process of registering another Democrat voter.
“Give me jealousy or give me death!”
“Don’t make me mad. You wouldn’t like me when I’m mad. This is the head of the last guy who made me mad.”
1) Ironically, just like the Hulk, perhaps this anti-nuclear energy protester’s anger — through his perpetual state of vigilance — can generate a cleaner, safer alternate form of Green energy.
2) I don’t know about you, but I heard he’s big in Japan.
3) Unlike the Hulk, perhaps this anti-nuclear energy protester’s anger — through his perpetual state of peaceful vigilance — can generate a cleaner, safer alternate form of Green energy.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Banning Air Travel Is The Wrong Response To The Ebola Outbreak
Study: Most College Students Lack Skills
Catholic League President Blames Charlie Hebdo Publisher for Own Death
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There