OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Hamster Dance Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Hamster Dance Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




Photo By ERIC GAILLARD/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Mr. Prosser – Fetchez la Vache, you idiot, not le cochon de guinea!

Second: Robert W. ArmijoNo one was more disappointed to discover that Hinduism was the one true religion more than Joan of Arc.

Third: J-Dub – If you don’t know who is to be sacrificed, it is probably you.

HONORABLE MENTION

John Burgess“Wait! What?! Isn’t animal sacrifice blasphemous or something?”

OjarkHillbilly – Jerbils for Jesus…

KRM – “Actually, I’m Marmot.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Sabotage has been planned for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch

Badgers? We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers.

Whaddya mean I gotta parachute from 128,000 feet to get more captions?

Stupid English guinea pig dogs.

While Honey Badgers just don’t give a damn, Guinea pigs are extremely compassionate.

The Thursday Contest has already seen the bottom fall out.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.