OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Fickle Finger of Fate Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Fickle Finger of Fate Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: Doug MataconisLet me be clear, I have no idea how I convinced you people to give me this job.

Second: MikeM_inMd – I need someone new to blame, and I choose … you!

Third: Mr. Prosser – Hey, Boehner, see that tea party rabbit in front of the cave? Go take it on, ga ‘head, ga ‘head.


Maggie Mama – I’m warning you, TOTUS, quit joking around and switch back to English now!

Jeffrey Benedict – I forgot what I was saying over 5 minuets ago but you will applaud by enthusiasm!

Michael Hamm – And here’s another lie for you.

mannning – Taxing is better!

PeterOski – “…and that’s how if we cut just this one stripe from the flag, we can reduce government red ink by enough to balance the Federal budget. Honest.” – Barrack Hussein Obama

Donald Sensing“I don’t care, Obama is awesome! Oh, wait ….”


“Mr. President, what’s the appropriate technique for the TSA to frisk a 6-year old girl?

“Pew… pew… pew…”

“..and the way I’ll resolve all of our economic problems is… Oh look! shiny!”

“I told Michelle this was 6 inches.”

The Thursday Contest already has had a clash of personalities.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Wiley Stoner says:

    That is the face of evil.