OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Shakedown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Shakedown Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(AP/Dmitry Lovetsky)


First: Tony W – {{{He he, Mr. Obama is totally going to scream when he feels my hand-buzzer}}}

Second: Pinky – (thinking to himself) “this jerk smells like walrus!”

Third: He who must not be named – In Russia you do not shake the KGB’s hand. In Russia, KGB’s hand shakes you.


Allan Bourdius“Now’s the moment when you’re supposed to bow, Barack.”

JWH – You put you right hand in, you put your right hand out

Patrick McCain“If I had a son, he would be a commie like you.”

John BurgessPutin: “Pull my thumb!” Obama: “Okay…”

Mu – “Ok, it’s a deal. I can take Eastern Europe again and you get to bomb Syria”

Robert W. ArmijoPresident Obama: Thanks for saving my ass on the Syrian crisis, Putin. Now what do you suggest I do about Obama Care?


Obama: (thinking) “Great I just got stung by a bee, now my head will swell up to twice its normal size for the next photo shot.”

Putin: “Watch it… You’re crossing a red line.”

In Soviet Russia, red line crosses you.

One two three four I declare a thumb war.

The Thursday Contest it already in its final countdown.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tony W says:


  2. Donald Sensing says:

    I didn’t see this contest, doggone it. If I had, my entry would have been, “Clock, meet Cleaner.”

    I win!

  3. Pinky says:

    Congrats, Tony. (grumbling in resentment)