OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Woody Dysfunction Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Woody Dysfunction Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: OzarkHillbilly – It’s that time of year again: “The 2nd session of the 113th Congress is now in session!”

Second: Moosebreath – Woody got Buzzed, and is wandering Times Square without making a Peep.

Third: CSK – It’s quite clear he rode a blazing saddle.


He who must not be named – What’s the problem? You asked Elmo to tickle you.

al-Ameda – “Midnight Cowboy: The Prequel”

Mu – Woody couldn’t believe that he wasn’t the weirdest guy on Times square.

JKB – They told me that if a Progressive was elected mayor of NYC, you’d see woodies at Times Square again.

Hal_10000The recession has hit Toon Town harder than anywhere else.

bill – “so i tickled elmo……and i don’t want to talk about what happened after……..”

Pinky – what every tourist looks like to New Yorkers

Tillman – Elmo’s shocked face only subsided once he realized the man was pissing in the street because his socioeconomic class didn’t provide him with in-home toilet facilities. “Really,” thought Elmo, “it all comes down to the sociological forces that shape our lives.”


The look on Chris Christie’s face when asked about Bridgeghazi.

“Why do all those Japanese tourists want their picture taken with Rex instead of me?”

Tourists usually refused to pull Woody’s string…. after they found it didn’t have a ring on it… and didn’t come out of his back.

“I took the Pledge… Furniture Polish, that is… for my knob.”

The Thursday Contest already has a launch date.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Once again I have won with what I thought at the time was one of my weaker efforts. Proof that if you throw enough sh!t at the wall, something will stick.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Oh, and thanx Rodney!

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Rodney…You had my heart with your Pledge furniture polish joke….Just give me a good knob polishing joke, and you got me!