OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Finding Nimrod Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Finding Nimrod Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Paul Hooson – North Korean Sea World kind of sucks…

Second: Zack – “These sharks sorta lack drama without the frickin lasers attached to their heads.”

Third: DrDaveT – “No, Mr. Rogen, I expect you to die.”

HONORABLE MENTION

jd – It’s just an expression, sir. You don’t actually have to jump one.

Pinky – generations of adaptation led to this tiny-brained killing machine

JWH – “Mister Franco, Mister Rogen, your accommodations are prepared.”

OzarkHillbilly – Definitely not capitalists, they aren’t eating each other.

RockThisTown – “Sir, that one we named ‘The Worm’ after your good American friend.

Mikey – “I think I can see what’s left of Hans Blix down there.”

Tony W. – They look too calm – makes me twitchy. Bring me a lackey, no wait, how many more uncles do I have?

markm – General: “….aaand here at our hydroponic potato farm…uh-oh” Kim Jong: “WE’VE BEEN ATTACKED BY ANEMONE. SOMEONE CALL THE CODS!” Guy taking notes: “Who is the anemone?” Guy at far right: “What about SONY?”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

A View To A Krill

“Aquaman sucks”

“I started this fish farm just For The Halibut”

“Keep urchin up Sir, your people will always think of you as their Cod.”

“I just know Stephan Pastis is behind this”

Jong-Un plans a phishing scam to follow up on the Sony attack.

“I know they’re sturgeon… they’d still would be cool with frickin’ lasers on their heads.”

“No Sir, you noodle for catfish, not Canoodle with catfish.”

“The Imperialists have one… we also must have an Incredible Mr. Limpet.”

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. al-Ameda says:

    Congratulations Paul, well-deserved, yours was the best entry by far.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Wow! I didn’t realize my entry was this good. It was kind of a low-key sort of gag that played much better than I realized. Thank you, Rodney and everyone here. This is great fun each week, and I enjoy everyone’s gags so much here!

  3. DrDaveT says:

    jd – It’s just an expression, sir. You don’t actually have to jump one.

    Actually, I thought that one was awesome.

  4. rodney dill says:

    “Je suis Charlie Tuna”

  5. Franklin says:

    I was actually proud of my overly elaborate Soo Locks entry, so I’m a little sad today. 🙁