OTB Caption Contest Winners

The My Pet Gloat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The My Pet Gloat Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza) 1/16


First:David in KC – Suddenly, the room smelled a lot like DC.

Second:OzarkHillbilly – Unable to have an intelligent conversation with members of Congress, Obama turns to a group of Kindergartners.

Third:RockThisTown – The President shown taking tougher questions than Hillary has faced so far.


Franklin – No, I will not read My Pet Goat … bad stuff happens.

edmondo – President Obama plays hardball and punches future Senator Peter McNichols (D-FL) in the stomach when he asks to see a copy of the TPP.

al-Ameda – “It’s always a great pleasure to meet with the future unemployed of America”

Pinky – “Listen, you little brat, I don’t care if you found Waldo first – I can make one phone call and Waldo’s drone dust.”

jd – Hey, Mr. President. That guy in the black suit who came with you just walked out with my mommy

Hal_1000 – I knew I shouldn’t have pulled his finger.

Paul Hooson – Some of the kids were very disappointed. Oprah at least has prizes hidden under the seats…


“Don’t worry kid… M’chelles lunches do that to me too.”

“So what’s your last name Ben?” “Dover” “I think I already met your sister, Ilene”

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    I did like the Oprah joke quite a bit. Strangely, the joke was written in a similar style as David Letterman’s humor. Even though I mostly watched Jay Leno for years, I understand David Letterman’s humor style enough to sometimes pen jokes in a similar style. – Thank you for fixing the small typo too, Rodney. My computer was having some memory issues at the time and it was very difficult writing on it the other day…

  2. Franklin says:

    I think David in KC’s was a worthy winner, but I also liked RockThisTown’s and jd’s.

  3. charles austin says:

    Simon didn’t say, “lean forward.”