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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Plaid Is The New Black Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, March 5, 2017 · 2 comments

The Plaid Is The New Black Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(Photo: Bob Mack/The Florida Times-Union via AP)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: al-Alameda – Ivanka previews her new ‘Bannon Collection’ for Nordstrom

Second: teve tory – I find your lack of faith and begorrah disturbing.

Third: Gobsmacked – Damn our weak minds. Obi-wan got us again

HONORABLE MENTION

Doug Mataconis – The punishment for not capturing those droids they were looking for was just a bit humiliating.

john430 – Little girl: “Follow me troopers. The rest rooms are this way and are clearly labeled Men, Women and Undecided/Other.”

Paul Hooson – It’s a kilt now, but then a sexy girl walked by, and they turned into tents…

PogueMahone – If it’s not Empirical, it’s CRAP!!!

Moosebreath – These are definitely not the droids you are looking for.

Mu – Trump’s message on upgrading the troops and extending our friendship to Scotland got garbled.

Moctavius – “This is not the haggis you’re looking for.”

Flat earth luddite – Star Wars X … The Revenge of Robert the Bruce

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

These are not the broads you’re looking for.

Toto was given only a passing nod in this remake of The Wizard of Oz

Extreme Anti-Pussy Grabbing Measures deployed.

The line for the Man/Woman/Transgender facilities was other worldly

Stacy’s and Clinton’s heads exploded like the Death Star.

I think the one in the middle is overcompensating for something.