OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Bactrian To The Future Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Bactrian To The Future Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




Photo By STEPHANIE MCGEHEE/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: DCTrojan – The monkey in red finished a close second but couldn’t quite get over the hump…

Second: jd – NASCAR was never the same after activist judges enacted Sharia law.

Third: Jenos Idanian – After posting his account of the race, the reporter was promptly fired by ESPN.

HONORABLE MENTION

Kevin WhalenGovernment Motors previews its 2014 line up, its most fuel efficient to date.

Jazz ShawAfter spending so much of his own money on “Red Tails,” the budget for Star Wars Episode 7 really dropped off.

Robert W. ArmijoThe public display of unbridled camel toe now days is just shocking.

Drew – Secretariat who?

MaggieMama – I finally found Joe Camel; now I’m off to locate Tony the Tiger and Toucan Sam, endangered species all.

roger – My other car is a BMW.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Are these jobs created or saved?

The Iran nuclear delivery capability left something to be desired.

Understandably Ralph Nader still disapproved.

New format chosen for future GOP debates.

“Oh, I think we’re in Enumclaw now… They’re racing humped animals.”

The Monday Contest is already pulling off a phishing scam.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.