The Git-R-Done Grill

Is this really necessary?

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Leopold Stotch
About Leopold Stotch
“Dr. Leopold Stotch” was the pseudonym of political science professor then at a major research university inside the beltway. He has a PhD in International Relations. He contributed 165 pieces to OTB between November 2004 and February 2006.

Comments

  1. Are you suggesting it isn’t?

  2. Anderson says:

    Doubtless the owner thinks he is paying way too much in taxes …

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  4. Eric J says:

    Is that Andrew Sullivan?

  5. What? No Bling-Bling

    At least 300 hp on this sucker.

  6. Fersboo says:

    Its art! Don’t be a fascist.

    Note, I am not saying it is good art, just art.

  7. LarryA says:

    What can it do the quarter mile in?

    Looks like it needs a wheelie bar on the back. 🙂

  8. That depends. What’s it’s 0-60 time?

  9. The article says it can cook 240 hot dogs in three minutes, but I don’t know what the conversion to mph is.

  10. Russ says:

    I’m betting the rotisserie on that thing does at least 4500 RPM.

  11. Scott_T says:

    I like my steaks to have just that HINT of nitro on them

  12. Paul says:

    I don’t know if it is “necessary” but I sure as hell want one!

  13. Paul says:

    >Doubtless the owner thinks he is paying way too much in taxes …

    Doubtless the commenter thinks he is way smarter than he is.

  14. McGehee says:

    Is this really necessary?

    What’s “necessary” got to do with it? It’s a fargin’ free country, ain’t it? They can have my burger flipper when they pry it from my cold, dead — er, I mean, charred, dead fingers!

    Dagnab it!

  15. John Burgess says:

    When I want fast food, I mean fast food.

  16. Mona says:

    I hope it also mows that lawn behind him. It’s a shame to waste all that horsepower on a mere hot dog.

  17. Dave says:

    Just think of the global warming ramifications of this thing! If 100 Americans had one of these babies, they’d blow the whole Kyoto thing right out of the water.

    Does anyone know what kind of fuel powers this? I don’t think my nat gas hook up will work.

  18. McGehee says:

    I’d say JP4, most likely.

  19. Don Surber says:

    Check Out This Grill

    Outside the Beltway has a Great Grill. You Gotta See It!

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