Sen. McCain (or simply John..): "Sorry guys, i'll admit that on CNC programming is not my strong suit..but check out this suit"

Sen. McCain "Heh, I was led to believe all the useful machines were shipped overseas from Ohio."

Sen. McCain: "Well, I don't do CNC programming, my wife takes care of that"

Sen. McCain: "where the hell is QC when you need em'?..CAN I GET A FIRST PIECE OVER HERE????"

One of the indignities of campaigning.How does one look presidential in a machine shop?

Sen. McCain " So, to suspend my campaign I just remove my jacket and place my butt into the opening of this Electro-Campaign Suspender machine (which BTW was just shipped in overseas from Ohio) and push the big red button?"

"One of the indignities of campaigning.How does one look presidential in a machine shop?"

You can't unless you redefine what it means to look presidential.

In order to stop the nasty rumors, Senator McCain hold a press conference in front of his PC.

"Where's my monkey wrench? I have the judgment and the experience to fix this."

Okay, so I pooted when I stuck my head in there...nobody noticed, just walk away like nothing's going on...

McCain, obviously disappointed, leaves the first 'Express Colonoscopy Examine' machine developed by the Walter Reed Hospital. He thought it was one of those virtual 3D rides.

Has anyone seen my pants!!!?

John McCain announces his new running mate, the UNIVAC 3000 -- more articulate than Palin, *and* programmed to appeal to the base, to moderates, and to voting machines everywhere.

McCain - "You know how Sarah could see Russia from her house? Well, the Russkies just gave her 2 million dollars and six more houses to go snoop on somebody else."

Dissatisfied with the first debate, the RNC prepares "Robojohn", to counter "Axelrod's Puppet" in the next debate.

I'm Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy! Kilroy!

John McCain shows Al Gore how to build an internets.

Or,

John McCain fixes the Large Hadron Collider.

Senator McCain throws activator switch on new Spam-o-lator device with Klingon "cloaking" capabilities.

Another McCain McClone toy leaves the factory.

Clean as a whistle... inside and out.

McCain's hearing aid started playing a ditty so he unbuttoned his jacket and performed a jaunty Highland Fling.

WTF is wrong with the Secret Service, no safety glasses, damn I sure hope that ain't a Union shop,and were in the Great Green Regulated Hell is OSHA when you need them!!!!!!!!!!!

A part of John knew it wasn't the crapper. The other part didn't care.

Hmmmmmm, Smells Like Teen Spirit

Silver tongued? Boosheet .... Obama's tongue be forked. And most all of MSM too. But we're not worried .... we just took delivery of our own little Lathe of Heaven.

We remove the cranium first, and then clamp it down in the lathe. After twisting the lid off, we of course remove the brains .... and replace them with Strawberry Milkshake Pop Tart's. We're going to start with registered Democrats, and then move on from there ...

Why I'll flip you like a cheese omelet!

Am I disappointed that Kim Kardashian got booted off this week's episode of Dancing With the Stars? Yes, certainly ... I was crestfallen. But the premiere of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, on the MTV. Did my heavy heart a world of good.

"C.N.C. Senator, Not C.N.N."