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Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill | Monday, February 9, 2009

The Alternative Fool Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

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(AFP/File/Mark Ralston)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Maggie Mama – When another limo arrived, Obama wondered if the mother-in-law would ever be finished “moving in.”

Second: Wyatt Earp – While “the blue dress” received all of the attention, Bill Clinton always cherished the “soiled love seat.”

Third: yetanotherjohn – In order to root out the cause of the financial meltdown, the Obama administration has resorted to the comfy chair torture.

HONORABLE MENTION

Triumph – Tom Daschle retires from public life and moves back to his humble home in Sioux Falls.

William d’Inger – “I know, I know, ‘chelle, but with all this armor there’s no room inside.”

charles austin – Mrs. Clinton’s last limo departs her former Senate offices.

John425 – Blagojevich quietly leaves town, headed for Hollywood and a semi-permanent gig on the Letterman Show.

DL – The sale of seats on the New York Stock Exchange was rather robust last week.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

The new Ford Futon

Ford has a better IKEA

I got your stimulus right here.

The waitaminute Monday Contest has already pulled its finger.

About the Author: Rodney has a BS in Computer Science from the University of Wisconsin-LaCrosse, back from when people knew what Hollerith cards were, and actually used the toggle switches on the front of computers. He is an IT Manager in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.