OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Slippery Slope Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo By STRINGER/REUTERS

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Donald Sensing“Abdul! Didn’t I tell you never to dance Gangnam Style on ice?”

Second: Michael Hamm – All praise Allah! Iran’s promise of a nuclear winter has now arrived.

Third: OzarkHillbilly – The Peshawar Break Dancers show their stuff while waiting in a Khyber Pass traffic jam.

HONORABLE MENTION

Moosebreath – When they said we were going to Camelback Ski Resort, this wasn’t what I had in mind.

al-Ameda – Rick Santorum’s Rock The Vote Tour

Hal 10000‘Breakdance 3: Electric Jihadi’ is not expected to do well at the box office.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Abdul, I meant taxidermy when I said, ‘How do you mount a sheep.'”

Yes, Yes, I triple infidel dog dare you to touch the road with your tongue

These arabs… all their life as they grow up their FATHERS teach them the ways of the Koran, what to eat, what to wear, how to treat women, the hate of the infidels… then they get on TV and the first thing they say is “HI IMAM!”

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

When playing charades in Afghanistan if you guess ‘Word of Life Mural’ instead of ‘French Army’ you will be shot.

The Thursday Contest is already being schooled.

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About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He has been blogging at OTB since November 2004.

Comments

  1. gVOR08 says:

    The MASH reference to “slide on the ice” deserved better.

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  2. rodney dill says:

    Thanks, but that’s my caption. With a few exceptions the Bottom of the Barrel are usually only mine, and aren’t included in the judging.

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  3. Tillman says:

    Really? A contest with such low turnout and I still don’t make Bottom of the Barrel?

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