OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Slippery Slope Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Slippery Slope Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: Donald Sensing“Abdul! Didn’t I tell you never to dance Gangnam Style on ice?”

Second: Michael Hamm – All praise Allah! Iran’s promise of a nuclear winter has now arrived.

Third: OzarkHillbilly – The Peshawar Break Dancers show their stuff while waiting in a Khyber Pass traffic jam.


Moosebreath – When they said we were going to Camelback Ski Resort, this wasn’t what I had in mind.

al-Ameda – Rick Santorum’s Rock The Vote Tour

Hal 10000‘Breakdance 3: Electric Jihadi’ is not expected to do well at the box office.


“Abdul, I meant taxidermy when I said, ‘How do you mount a sheep.'”

Yes, Yes, I triple infidel dog dare you to touch the road with your tongue

These arabs… all their life as they grow up their FATHERS teach them the ways of the Koran, what to eat, what to wear, how to treat women, the hate of the infidels… then they get on TV and the first thing they say is “HI IMAM!”

Ladies and Gentlemen take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

When playing charades in Afghanistan if you guess ‘Word of Life Mural’ instead of ‘French Army’ you will be shot.

The Thursday Contest is already being schooled.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. gVOR08 says:

    The MASH reference to “slide on the ice” deserved better.

  2. rodney dill says:

    Thanks, but that’s my caption. With a few exceptions the Bottom of the Barrel are usually only mine, and aren’t included in the judging.

  3. Tillman says:

    Really? A contest with such low turnout and I still don’t make Bottom of the Barrel?