OTB Caption Contest Winners
The I Am The Captain Of The Farm Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: CSK – The Tea Party re-make of Blazing Saddles was only unintentionally comic.
Second: RockThisTown – Ben, Adam, Hoss & Little Joe show their patriotism & protect the Ponderosa. (…by deporting Hop Sing back to China – rodney)
Third: Paul Hooson – I buried my heart at this wounded caption contest…
Hal_10000 – Cliven Bundy becomes the first American in a century to lead a cavalry charge
OzarkHillbilly – “Hold my beer, watch this!”
Donald Sensing – “Now remember men – if you have to shoot, yell, ‘Allahu akbar!’ so they’ll call it workplace violence like they did at Fort Hood.”
John425 – Atop the hill, General Custer waves the “all clear” flag.
al-Ameda – Didn’t Custer win big?
He who must not be named – Shame, come back!
jd – And that’s how the Fugawi Tribe got its name.(“…Where the?…” – rodney)
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“I didn’t get a Harumph from that guy.”
“Mongo like Candy.”
The US prepares to attack Bundy at the battle soon to be known as Little Big Thorn
His indian name is…. “Dances With Media.”
“I’m F*ck Of The Mountain!”