Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jim Recznik says:

    For just $10.00 a day, that’s only pennies a day, you can support this out of work terrorist thanks to the US. We’ll even send you a picture of the terrorist you support. Thank you

  2. Mr. Prosser says:

    Airline passengers await screening in the new TSA security system initiated after the public’s rejection of the patdown and full body scan.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Comment in violation of site policies deleted.

  4. Michael Hamm says:

    Men dressed in white. Still waiting for the 72 virgins.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    Accepting the fact that their end time has come, many lame duck Democrats have already made the trip to the proverbial “graveyard”.

    Protesters have gathered to resist the new TSA guidlines.

    How I wish they really were stuck between a “rock and a hard place.”

    Praying five times a day leaves Muslims exhausted but they’ll still find the strength to renew the Jihad.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    Al Jazeera screen tests for it’s newest program – Who Wants to be a Suicide Bomber!

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    Holy Hajj! Now guess: “How long is the line for the Ladies Room?”

  8. chsw says:

    Ahmed said that there’s nothing in the Quran against getting a tan while on Hajj.

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    Ryan Seacrest’s dream – an all male Roman style audition.

  10. Michael Hamm says:

    Forgive me Allah, for I have sinned.

  11. sam says:

    What’s up next, Dodd? A picture of pilgrims on the Via Dolorosa? This contest –and some of the offered captions — is in pretty poor taste. Not that I’m surprised, you understand. Hamm’s Thursday, November 18, 2010 at 08:48 is despicable.

  12. sam says:

    Sorry Dodd, it’s Dill. My bad.

  13. FormerHostage says:

    Is it me? Or is Burning Man really lame this year?

  14. And suddenly, without any warning, someone started a big musical production number…

  15. FormerHostage says:

    Does this ihram make my butt look big?

  16. rodney dill says:

    What’s up next, ….? A picture of pilgrims on the Via Dolorosa?

    Thanks for the idea sam, I did find some good images googling Via Dolorosa.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    Re: sam

    Quote: Lighten up, Francis!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Comment in violation of site policies deleted.

  19. FormerHostage says:

    The Running of the Bullsh!tters

  20. John425 says:

    Man bares breasts at Hajj. He will be stoned to death at sunset.

    Al Qaeda porn to tittilate the faithful.

    Man at prayer-thought bubble–“Allah forgive me, but have you seen the fantastic boobs on that guy?”

  21. I see white towels.

  22. TSA is going to love taking over security in Mecca.

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Latest entry in the Guiness Book of World Records: Worlds largest sauna.

  24. rodney dill says:

    Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits

  25. Peterh says:

    Alex……”GOP House agenda” for twenty dollars please………what is Boehner’s vision for health care….

  26. D. Dean says:

    Background extra naps during filming of new Clorox commercial.

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  28. 1)      “Once again, Isaac picks the most inopportune time — and place — to take a nap.”
     
    2)      “While Allah was busy handing out title to the Promised Land, apparently Ishmael was fast asleep.”
     
    3)      “Paging Mr. Muhammad…Paging Mr. Muhammad….Mr. Muhammad?”
     
    4)      “While waiting for the Peace Train to pull into the station, Yusuf Islam (a.k.a. Cat Stevens) decides to take a little snooze.”
     
    5)      “Paging Mr. Yusuf Islam…Paging Mr. Yusuf Islam…Mr. Yusuf Islam?”
     
    6)       “Paging Cat Stevens…Paging Cat Stevens…Cat Stevens?”
     
    7)       “Paging Johnny Quest…Paging Johnny Quest…Johnny Quest?”
     
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    9)      “Ishmael Belushi thought it was just another Toga Party – But Nooo!”
     
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    11)  “Apparently Ishmael did not read the sign regarding the ‘No Sandals. No Shroud. No Religious Service’ policy.”
     

     

     

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