Caption Contest

Time for Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

REUTERS/Loay Abu Haykel ( WEST BANK )

Winners will be announced Monday PM

FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, , , ,
Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. I pity the foo’ who thinks I just fell off the watermelon truck… what?

  2. Ryan says:

    LOOK…. It’s that new show… West Banks Got Talent !!

  3. Hodink says:

    As a contender, like Obama, Farhad had the name issue to overcome. And, yes, uh huh, there was another thing …

  4. Rachel Edith says:

    Certainly more interesting than most. Not shown – he isn’t wearing pants.

  5. William d'Inger says:

    Progeny of William Tell’s indiscretion in Arabia, Hamid Tell isn’t confident of his old man’s archery.

  6. floyd says:

    NO,No,Bob It’s MELANIN that helps you tan!

  7. Triumph says:

    Just another stupid liberal.

  8. elliot says:

    Has anybody seen my watermelons?

  9. elliot says:

    My wife used to carry these, but everyone kept saying…”Nice melons on that chic”

  10. William d'Inger says:

    Well, no, but can HE balance a checkbook?

  11. Bithead says:

    ” Subarctic temperatures will force us underground for a billion years.”

    “So you got two melons?”

  12. physics geek says:

    The Barry Bonds “melon head” look begins to catch on.

  13. Anderson says:

    Hans Blix searching for the Watermelons of Mass Destruction … to no avail.

  14. dennis says:

    Tumor….What Tumor?

  15. John425 says:

    What do you mean about camouflaged IEDs??

  16. MikeM says:

    Abdul was beginning to realize what “helping with sniper practice” really meant.

  17. Maniakes says:

    Carmen Miranda, eat your heart out!

  18. yetanotherjohn says:

    In a charity event. Al Qaeda and the US Army put aside their differences to raise money for children hurt in bombings. Here an AQ operative faces off against a US army sniper who will have to hit all three melons in top to bottom order to score full points.

    I grant you this one, this probably is a job that Americans aren’t willing to do … but that doesn’t mean we need the job of balancing multiple watermelons on a head.

  19. scully says:

    Gordy grew up, never figuring out why the kids made fun of him.

  20. John425 says:

    Let’s see the Israelis top this!!

  21. RT says:

    Hamid was little miffed when he realized what Reza meant when she asked him if her melons were firm.

  22. Su Berton says:

    Hillary says, “Get a load of those melons!”
    Bill: “Who!”
    Not those melons, you idiot!”
    “You’re incorrigible, Bill.”

  23. Gallagher has gone too far this time.

  24. Follow the Gourds!

  25. fustian says:

    The middle one is the smart one.

  26. Su Berton says:

    Bill Clinton: Like I said, two heads are better than one.

  27. Su Berton says:

    Bottom Melon says: Hey, Bill, You’re way too heavy. You’re dragging me down.
    Top Melon answers: Listen, Hillary, You can’t do this job without me.
    Bottom: It’s my turn to go on top, Bill.
    Top: To Bad, Hillary, I always go on top.

  28. 1) This man will do whatever he can to get back his world record for world’s shortest man.

    2) Bring it Galliger!!

  29. tigonis yesis says:

    You think this is something? You ought to see the ones I have stuffed up my rectum !

  30. Hamid flashes one of the more unusual gang signs you are likely to see.