Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


(AP Photo/Xinhua, Ren Yong)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. elliot says:

    Double dribbling? Ref are you nuts? I don’t even have any hands. Where’d you park? I’ll show you double dribbling on your windshield.

  2. DL says:

    Air Jose proves he can dunk with the best of them, at the gay parrot playoffs.

    It was this type of skill that earned Jose Parrot the multi billion dollar commercial contract with Keebler Crackers.

    Jose was the first parrot in history to actually do what his master does instead of just doing what he says.

  3. Elmo says:

    In advance of the Tuesday Indiana and North Carolina primaries, Hillary seeks a temporary suspension of the basketball tax.

    On a wing and a prayer …. Hillary campaigns on.

  4. Elmo says:

    Dribbling around pastors and rolling buses, Bwawk Obama shows he got game.

  5. Bithead says:

    The odd part is, he’s better than the average NBA player.

  6. MikeM says:

    Putting together their Olympic team, Chinese basketball officials finally find a player who can soar above the rim.
    The Chinese coach hopes there aren’t any tests for performance-enhancing crackers.
    The All-Star forward of the ABA, the Avian Basketball Association.

  7. Bithead says:

    * Voom! (Let’s see who gets that one)

    * Error 105: Parroty Error

    * Adventures in Parrotdise

    * The object of worship of a Pollytheist

    * It’s a plastic bird. It’s made of Polly-propylene

    * the bird is the first cousin of the Polydactyl, which is a pre-historic parrot.

  8. markm says:

    ..Dennis Rodman takes some shots for what is presumed to be a comeback bid.

  9. Screw it, I don’t care if Kobe’s open.

  10. floyd says:

    Apparent, John Amaechi doesn’t mind a cockatoo,on or off the court!!

  11. Bithead says:

    * The bird is from Indiana. You wouldn’t understand.

  12. Maniakes says:

    I’d fly, but dunking isn’t allowed in junior varsity games.

  13. Bithead says:

    * He’s good. He might even make the mynah leagues.

  14. Bithead says:

    Paulie takes his fowl shot.

  15. Hodink says:

    Larry Bird still has it.

  16. John425 says:

    I’d sooner disown my lime green parrot holding a pink basketball before I’d disown my pastor.
    –B. Obama, c.2008

  17. elliot says:

    After the game, the coach noticed candidates McCain, Obama and Clinton were all admiring the parrot from the stands and flipped them the bird.

  18. Elmo says:

    Polly want a thin, crisp, baked wafer?

  19. Bithead says:

    Polly want a Shoe deal?

  20. Rachel Edith says:

    White Parrots Can’t Dunk

  21. G.A.Phillips says:

    Flyby poop squawking one word talking basketball dunking sunflower seed hawking………

  22. Hodink says:

    Kobe Bryant MVP

  23. Deathlok says:

    “If you hadn’t nailed him to the rim, he’d be pushing up the daisies!”

    Bithead: That parrot wouldn’t VOOM! if you put 4000 volts through it.(Oh, and I liked the mynah leagues” thing)

  24. Elmo says:

    Hillary’s pinning her hopes on a black powder, single shot duel at ten paces. Barack’s praying for a classic game of chicken (driving retired Flxible city buses). While Johnnie Mac strolls into the lane for an easy dunk.

  25. John425 says:

    I hear parrot tastes just like chicken.

  26. Cowboy Blob says:

    Polly wanna Contract! Polly wanna Contract!

  27. Elmo says:

    While Hillary shoots the bird to Barack in Indiana … he’s busy lighting the coals, and preparing a lemon garlic baste.

  28. Indiana Pacer’s To Replace Human Players With Birds
    (I Understand.)

  29. “After The Try Out; Bobby Knight Threw A Chair, Kicked A Nun And Fired Up The Skillet.”

  30. Susil Kumar Jena says:

    Now, it is time to rejoice !