Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Not my work with photoshop, but I found this funny, maybe you can come up with a better sign.

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. LJD says:

    Wanted: Clean, Haines 32.

  2. Bithead says:

    Help! I’m being held captive by Ramsey Clark!

  3. Bithead says:

    Burma Shave

  4. Sgt Fluffy says:

    Saddam: And I keep finding this sign on my back constantly!

    sign reads: “Shred Me”

  5. McGehee says:

    “Will tyrannize for food.”

  6. FreakyBoy says:

    “I refuse to continue with this illegal trial unless the infidels and traitors provide me with proper posterboard and magic markers of many colors to make a sign befitting Saddam.”

  7. Mark says:

    sign reads: “Howard Dean in ’08!”

  8. Scott T says:

    Free Tookie!

    When will my sons visit me?


  10. Hoodlumman says:

    I’m with Stupid

  11. Hoodlumman says:

    This court is teh ghey

  12. the man says:

    I am crazy for coco puffs!

  13. the man says:

    Uday and Qusay… why don’t you write?

  14. McGehee says:

    “John 3:16”

  15. Roger says:

    “And this is what the guards are giving me for toilet paper! This is terrorism!”

  16. FormerHostage says:

    …with a flourish of his arm…

    “Is THIS your card?”

  17. FormerHostage says:

    U.S. out of Iraq NOW!

  18. FormerHostage says:

    “Mahmood and I asked for some boxes to build a fort and THIS is what they gave us!”

  19. FormerHostage says:

    Guy in back, “Hey Saddam! Is that hankie for showin’ or for blowin’?”

    Saddam, “Pi$$ off towelhead!”

  20. T. Harris says:

    Sign: “I want Johnny Cochran and Robert Shapiro!”

    Sadaam’s lawyer to self: “You’ll meet ’em soon enough”

  21. FreakyBoy says:

    “Hey Monty, let’s make a deal!”

  22. Rodney Dill says:

    “If there’s no Obit, you must Acquit.”

  23. Rodney Dill says:

    Golden Palace

  24. Bithead says:

    D #########!
    D #########!
    D #########!

  25. Bithead says:

    (Above is as close as I can get to D-(Fence))

  26. Bithead says:

    * Viva la France!

  27. Bithead says:

    The Letter K

    (Gotta be a baseball fan to understand)

  28. Rob M says:

    Kerry ’08

  29. McCain says:

    What’s the frequency, Kenneth?

  30. McCain says:

    Vote Saddam in ’05
    Building palaces to the 21st century.

  31. Timmer says:

    Dear George, just kidding about the whole “killing your Dad thing,” all is forgiven, enough already.

    I’m too sexy for my voice.

    Cheap cars, low rates.

    Jews out of Palestine.

    Okay Osama, now would be a good time…

    This is not my beautiful house, you are not my beautiful wife…same as it ever was, same as it ever was.

  32. Bithead says:

    One gets the impression that one of Saddam’s Detroit relatives is playing a bit of a trick on him.

  33. Lyn says:

    I have to vote for “John 3:16” and “Hey Monty, Let’s Make a Deal” -from Lyn at Bloggin’ Outloud where we have a Christmas Caption Contest going on right now.


  35. Rachel Edith says:

    Should I wear a thong?
    Vote by cell phone.

  36. yetanotherjohn says:

    I hold in my hand incontrovertable proof, authenticated by Ramsey Clark himself, that Bush never even served in the TANG.

  37. Hodink says:

    Famous innocent ruler entreats mysterious impassioned lusty loving energetic nymphet.

  38. DaveD says:

    Kofie, need money, send same.

  39. Bithead says:


    * On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.

    * Vote Democrat

    * I killed Kenny, too, you bastards!

    * “Forward comrades! . . . Forward in the name of the Rebellion. Long live Animal Farm! Long live comrade Napoleon. Napoleon is always right.”

    (OK, that one’s a bit much, never mind)

  40. Hermoine says:

    “And today’s puzzle answer by Saddam is wrong. Nice try, Butcher. The correct answer is Mine Filler.”

  41. “You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order! I’m a sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and I’d like to do it again! It’s just a show! It’s a show! It’s “Let’s Make A Deal”! “Let’s Make A Deal”! Hey Ramsey, you wanna “Make A Deal”? I’m an insane dictator who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Ramsey, 3 weeks probation?”

    “And I thought I was having a bad century.”

    “And another thing, these ‘Fire Millen’ signs picked up at the Silverdome are all I have to use as toilet paper.”

  42. Ingress says:

    “Hah! Everybody knows the answer to the puzzle Hermoine. It is REFILL MINE.”