Thursday, December 15, 2005
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Not my work with photoshop, but I found this funny, maybe you can come up with a better sign.
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Wanted: Clean, Haines 32.
Help! I’m being held captive by Ramsey Clark!
Saddam: And I keep finding this sign on my back constantly!
sign reads: “Shred Me”
“Will tyrannize for food.”
“I refuse to continue with this illegal trial unless the infidels and traitors provide me with proper posterboard and magic markers of many colors to make a sign befitting Saddam.”
sign reads: “Howard Dean in ’08!”
When will my sons visit me?
“WILL GAS KURDS FOR FOOD”
I’m with Stupid
This court is teh ghey
I am crazy for coco puffs!
Uday and Qusay… why don’t you write?
“And this is what the guards are giving me for toilet paper! This is terrorism!”
…with a flourish of his arm…
“Is THIS your card?”
U.S. out of Iraq NOW!
“Mahmood and I asked for some boxes to build a fort and THIS is what they gave us!”
Guy in back, “Hey Saddam! Is that hankie for showin’ or for blowin’?”
Saddam, “Pi$$ off towelhead!”
Sign: “I want Johnny Cochran and Robert Shapiro!”
Sadaam’s lawyer to self: “You’ll meet ’em soon enough”
“Hey Monty, let’s make a deal!”
“If there’s no Obit, you must Acquit.”
(Above is as close as I can get to D-(Fence))
* Viva la France!
The Letter K
(Gotta be a baseball fan to understand)
What’s the frequency, Kenneth?
Vote Saddam in ’05
Building palaces to the 21st century.
Dear George, just kidding about the whole “killing your Dad thing,” all is forgiven, enough already.
I’m too sexy for my voice.
Cheap cars, low rates.
Jews out of Palestine.
Okay Osama, now would be a good time…
This is not my beautiful house, you are not my beautiful wife…same as it ever was, same as it ever was.
One gets the impression that one of Saddam’s Detroit relatives is playing a bit of a trick on him.
I have to vote for “John 3:16” and “Hey Monty, Let’s Make a Deal” -from Lyn at Bloggin’ Outloud where we have a Christmas Caption Contest going on right now.
KIL MOR CRDS
Should I wear a thong?
Vote by cell phone.
I hold in my hand incontrovertable proof, authenticated by Ramsey Clark himself, that Bush never even served in the TANG.
Famous innocent ruler entreats mysterious impassioned lusty loving energetic nymphet.
Kofie, need money, send same.
* MORE SPAM, PLEASE!!!
* On the whole, I’d rather be in Philadelphia.
* Vote Democrat
* I killed Kenny, too, you bastards!
* “Forward comrades! . . . Forward in the name of the Rebellion. Long live Animal Farm! Long live comrade Napoleon. Napoleon is always right.”
(OK, that one’s a bit much, never mind)
“And today’s puzzle answer by Saddam is wrong. Nice try, Butcher. The correct answer is Mine Filler.”
“You’re out of order! You’re out of order! The whole trial is out of order! They’re out of order! I’m a sick, crazy, depraved man, raped and beat that woman there, and I’d like to do it again! It’s just a show! It’s a show! It’s “Let’s Make A Deal”! “Let’s Make A Deal”! Hey Ramsey, you wanna “Make A Deal”? I’m an insane dictator who likes to beat the shit out of women! Whaddya wanna gimme Ramsey, 3 weeks probation?”
“And I thought I was having a bad century.”
“And another thing, these ‘Fire Millen’ signs picked up at the Silverdome are all I have to use as toilet paper.”
“Hah! Everybody knows the answer to the puzzle Hermoine. It is REFILL MINE.”
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