Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



(AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Moe Lane says:

    I don’t know what happened; he just made that stupid crack about the sweater thing again and I just… it was like I was watching myself do things.

  2. Maggie says:

    I tink eet waz me taco fart got him!

  3. Mark Jaquith says:

    More pictures of abuse at Abu Ghraib surface.

  4. That’s right folks!! There is a new sheriff in town, so you better mind your manners!!

  5. Maggie says:

    Poor Duke, he never should have volunteered to be Cheney’s bird dog.

  6. DaveD says:

    Estamos casi alli. De ascendente aqui la frontera de los Estados Unidos esta solamente a algunos mas pies lejos.

  7. Lindy R. Dole says:

    “My friend was done in by Moslem protesters. They mistook him for a Great Dane.”

  8. Matt says:

    The glorious Yippy-Dog Jihad has finally destroyed the Great Satan Mastiff

  9. Kenny says:

    Ralph entered into a deep depression during the Westminster Show. Another refusal was too much of a funk to overcome, even after his lifemate, Pookey, brought him the news that their owner would protect their sensitive ears by no longer watching American Idol.

  10. the man says:

    Somehow the Today show turned this photo into a Dick Cheney metaphor.

  11. Ingress says:

    Viva! Se Habla Espanol. (The USA is not conquered by Al Qaeda but by Latin Culture.)

  12. Kent says:

    The bigger they are, the harder they fall asleep.

  13. G A PHILLIPS says:

    arp..arp..(DO SUMTIN)..arp..arp..arp..(YA LAZY BASTARD)!

  14. Phil Smith says:

    Who’s the bitch now?!?!?!?

  15. McGehee says:

    After several hours of labor, Chi-Chi finally gave birth to a most amazing puppy.

  16. T. Harris says:

    Laying dog not sleeping: “Yeah, well, we’ll see how cute they think it is when they look in the back yard and the only thing they find left of Pepe is a couple of dog turds wrapped in colored yarn.”

  17. Bithead says:

    Bloggers vs the Antique Media

  18. Hoodlumman says:

    Duke had mocked the Taco Bell Chihuahua for the last time.

  19. Hoodlumman says:

    Sherman loved massages but Mouse always refused to give a “happy ending.”

  20. yetanotherjohn says:

    Like the democratic party, that dog won’t hunt.

  21. ken says:

    Behind the Barking

    Duke lived the high life for a long time due to his sitting in the famous “Dogs Playing Poker” painting. But his addiction to gambling got the better of him and he ended up deep in debt to many loan sharks. His friend Pepe was quoted as saying “I knew he was depressed and hanging around shady characters–we’re talking about dogs whose butts even I wouldn’t sniff–but I never thought Duke would give in and top himself.” A private memorial will be held this weekend. Duke’s owner requests that donations be sent to the ASPCA in lieu of flowers.

  22. Maggie says:

    My momma always said, “If you lay down with dogs, y’all get fleas”; but Lord A-mighty they sure grow big fleas these days…must be due to Global Warming.

  23. “Wake up, I bought you a matching sweater!”

  24. Jonk says:

    Size matters….NOT!

  25. “Wake up Big Boy, I’m Ovulating!”

  26. FreakyBoy says:

    For the third time this week, Paco (seated, in the sweater), the canine street drug counselor, finds habitual user Duke passed out in a skid row stoop from another milkbone and toilet water binge. When asked about a possible reason for the sudden rise in abuse of the often lethal combination, Paco replied: “Arf arf arf Bush woof”

  27. scotty says:

    pssst hey there big dog did you see brokeback mountain huh? wannna maybe head to the ranch if ya know what I’m sayin..

  28. McCain says:

    When Randy said “Yo dog!” for the 1 millionth time, Paula and Simon inexplicably metamorphasize into canines.

  29. d wood says:

    Anyone else have a comment on my sweater?

  30. Timmer says:

    Cindy Sheehan, struck by the David and Goliath allegory displayed before her, couldn’t help but kneel in homage to the little guy.

  31. Timmer says:

    Yo quiero a more lively partner.

  32. SgtFluffy says:

    This will only hurt a leetle my darling….

  33. Hermoine says:

    “People always underestimate the carnal prowess of the leeeetle guy.”