OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Jeremy says:

    See that woman laughing in the background? Yeah, it went this far over her head.

  2. Jeremy says:

    Spending under Obama is up by THIS much!

  3. o/~ I’m a little teapot, short and stout… o/~

  4. So, then I put the dog on the roof of the car and we went up and down on the car elevator!

  5. And let me too you, when Ann’s horse takes a dump it leaves a pike THIS high!

  6. If you aren’t this tall, you ride on the roof.

  7. MstrB says:

    My hand doesn’t go all the way down either.

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “Seamus nearly flatlined ….”

  9. Mr. Prosser says:

    You can’t get on my VP choice merry-go-round unless you’re at least this tall.

  10. John425 says:

    “He (Obama) is really only this tall. TV makes him look taller.”

  11. James H says:

    “You should have seen the one that got away!”

  12. Mike says:

    I meet about THIS many of the conservative wing’s criteria for a Presidential candidate.

  13. MaggieMama says:

    Have you met Katie Couric?

  14. MaggieMama says:

    The excuses coming from the WH are getting deep.

  15. Herb says:

    To the windooooooww…..to the wall.
    Lemme see you get low.

  16. Herb says:

    I hate myself for coming up with this:

    “My great-grandfather’s fourth wife was this tall when he married her.”

    Sorry, Mitt.

  17. NickNot says:

    MY state-run government mandated health care solution only costs this much…

  18. NickNot says:

    you remember Rahm Emanuel right?

  19. NickNot says:

    Looook at my furry hand…. you are amazed by my furry hand…. you want to be lead by my furry hand….

  20. NickNot says:

    And this one time, I even fired a guy that was….

  21. rodney dill says:

    @Herb: You really shouldn’t be a Mormon running for President if you don’t have a sense for humor about Mormon history.

  22. Apl says:

    So, Mr. President,
    You are so smart and educated.
    You have all those Degrees;
    B.S.(Bull SH*t), M.S. (More SH*T), and
    a P.H.D.! (Piled Hgher and Deeper)!!!!

  23. Drew says:

    Dance like an Egyptian….

  24. rodney dill says:

    @Stormy Dragon: What you are looking for is
    & # 9836;
    with out the space to get

    9835 and a few others also work.

  25. Drew says:

    So Obama told us we’d have jobs up the wazoo. Well this wazoo is only….

  26. brad hamilton says:

    This is the right height for trees if you’re Mickey rooney…..

  27. Drew says:

    “So the President was telling me he had created an ocean of jobs. But then I asked him…and well he said maybe it was just a lake….but then I pressed him again and he showed me his wading pool…..”

  28. J-Dub says:

    “You should have seen the cute little Mexicans that used to mow my grass. Not one of them was any taller than this”

  29. steve says:

    “My foreign policy will leave no building taller than this standing in the Middle East.”

    Steve

  30. steve says:

    “If your net worth is under $10 million, you are one of the little people. Elect me, and it’s BOHICA time for you.”

    Steve

  31. Tillman says:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve met my opponent this coming November. He’s only about this tall, give or take a few inches.”

  32. Tillman says:

    “Ohhho man, I think the peyote’s starting to kick in. [pause] What?! I’m Mexican by extraction, it’s totally legal.”

  33. mannning says:

    I made my first million when I was only this tall!

  34. “And by the time I stopped the car there was a pile of dog [BLEEP] this high up on the roof.”

  35. “I don’t know how much money I make a year…Really, I don’t. All I know is that every night I pile it up about this high on my bed, take a few steps back and take a swan dive into it.”

  36. KRM says:

    “Ladies and gentlemen, let’s give a big round of applause for your next Vice President of the United States of America! MISTER HAND!”

  37. physics geek says:

    “You must be this tall to become my Vice President.”

  38. “Ron Paul may be gaining delegates in Tampa, but I just got word that I inherited a pile of ‘hanging chads’ this high.”

  39. KRM says:

    Reacting to pressure brought on by Obama’s recent executive order, Mitt Romney announces that as president he would “strictly enforce” immigration laws, including the erection of boarder fencing “about this high.”

  40. Tony says:

    An…an…an..and when I fly in my private jet it goes pharrrooooooooom!