OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Bupkiss Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Bupkiss Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

Photo By Las Vegas News Bureau, Brian Jones


First: J-Dub – 2012 projected ad revenue

Second: DCTrojan – Having (hopefully) run out of stupid things to say to entertain his simple minded followers, Rush resorts to shadow puppets. Look, a rabbit

Third: Hey Norm – Chances of me actually getting it up without the help of drugs? Yeah…exactly zero. (“I think you’re gonna need a bigger bloat” – rodney)


David – Carbonite, I’m holding my breath till you come back. I mean it… Crap.

Doug MataconisHow much common sense do I have? Exactly this much.

John Burgess“Yep, that’s right… I’m an asshole.”

Eric – I take this many contraceptives. That’s why I’m not a slut.

Michael Hamm – Limbaugh gives Sandra Fluke the Brazilian F.U. Hand signal.

Donald Sensing No seriously, Rick Santorum told me that if Miss Fluke used an aspirin this big, then it would not cost $3,000 for three years of law school.


Sorry… I really fluked up.

And now my next guest, Speaker Boehner… Boehner? Boehner?.. anyone there?

High speed camera catches Rush with his mouth closed.

“…but my Ashley Madison sponsor is staying put…”

Nein, nyet, nada, zip..

♬ …If I only had a brain… a heart… the noive…♬ (well one outta three ain’t bad)

The Thursday Contest is already an uneasy rider.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. anjin-san says:

    My late entry:

    Nah nah nah nah
    Nah nah nah nah
    Hey sponsors,

  2. J-Dub says:

    Is there a prize?

  3. rodney dill says:

    @J-Dub: Its the same as Rush’s 2012 projected ad revenue. (as shown in the picture above, not other sources)

  4. J-Dub says:

    I really set myself up for that one.