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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Bupkiss Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Saturday, March 10, 2012 · 4 comments

The Bupkiss Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Photo By Las Vegas News Bureau, Brian Jones

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: J-Dub – 2012 projected ad revenue

Second: DCTrojan – Having (hopefully) run out of stupid things to say to entertain his simple minded followers, Rush resorts to shadow puppets. Look, a rabbit

Third: Hey Norm – Chances of me actually getting it up without the help of drugs? Yeah…exactly zero. (“I think you’re gonna need a bigger bloat” – rodney)

HONORABLE MENTION

David – Carbonite, I’m holding my breath till you come back. I mean it… Crap.

Doug Mataconis – How much common sense do I have? Exactly this much.

John Burgess – “Yep, that’s right… I’m an asshole.”

Eric – I take this many contraceptives. That’s why I’m not a slut.

Michael Hamm – Limbaugh gives Sandra Fluke the Brazilian F.U. Hand signal.

Donald Sensing – No seriously, Rick Santorum told me that if Miss Fluke used an aspirin this big, then it would not cost $3,000 for three years of law school.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Sorry… I really fluked up.

And now my next guest, Speaker Boehner… Boehner? Boehner?.. anyone there?

High speed camera catches Rush with his mouth closed.

“…but my Ashley Madison sponsor is staying put…”

Nein, nyet, nada, zip..

♬ …If I only had a brain… a heart… the noive…♬ (well one outta three ain’t bad)

The Thursday Contest is already an uneasy rider.