OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Gary Owen says:

    For the last time, your Holiness, this is not the Macarena.

  2. Pinky says:

    “So here’s the joke. You, you, and me walk into a bar….”

  3. Hal 10000 says:

    You put your left hand, you put your left hand out …

  4. al-Ameda says:

    “With all due respect, Messi – not Neymar – is God.”

  5. Tillman says:

    “Such simple headdress. Truly a backwards and stunted people.”

  6. CSK says:

    Nine out of ten critics agreed it looked better on Johnny Depp.

  7. john425 says:

    Pope: ” I come from one who is greater than the Cargo Cult gods.”

    Pope: “These are people that I definitely do not want to tell about the “This is my body and this is my blood” homily.”

  8. jd says:

    The gods must think I’m crazy.

  9. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s daddy….It’s mammy….It’s the great white spook…..

  10. Paul Hooson says:

    Man in the audience to his friend: “Gee, I’m not so sure about some of these changes in the church with this new guy in charge….”.

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    One priest to another: “Call me old fashioned, but I miss the old days of just plain simple sex abuse….”.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: “So that’s how that Special Head guy does that levitation trick on AMERICA’S GOT TALENT…”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: “I only know one joke about your people. A native islander has a hut fire. The first thing he rescues are the shrunken heads…”.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: ” I used to love Hawaii, then all of the God damn Mormons and Japanese bought up everything…”.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: ” I used to love Hawaii, then all of the damn Mormons and Japanese bought up everything…”.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: “So we have an agreement?…You’ll only spear the Protestant missionaries from now on…”.

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: “You wife doesn’t look like she’s missing any meals? So what happened to those Catholic missionaries I sent down to your neck of the woods?”

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Pope: ” Spearing people….Head hunting….Using poison dart blowguns….Making shrunken heads…..You guys need to specialize in just one thing, and do it better than anybody else if you want to be a success these days…”.

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “According to our ancestors, someday a not so great white joke teller will come and make mirth and merriment about our people, but it won’t be very good… His name….Paul Hooson…”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Man in audience to his friend: “Those new priest and nun uniforms suck. What’s this pope thinking?’

  21. Mu says:

    Ok, let me try to pronounce that again “Humuhumunukunukuapua`a”

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Yes, too bad. You could warn them… if only you spoke Hovitos!

  23. Moosebreath says:

    Pope: On Fridays, you should only eat fishermen.

  24. He who must not be named says:

    What a coincidence, in my faith tradition we also eat the body and drink the blood, metaphorically, of course.

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Stay spiritually thirsty, my friend.

  26. physics geek says:

    “These threads are bitchin’! Hey, wanna help me Pimp my ride?”