Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, May 19, 2014
Winners will be announced next weekend.
“Whaddya mean Domino’s doesn’t deliver in the new Ukraine?”
‘Ukraine, I kraine, we all kraine for Ukraine . . . .’
‘Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full . . . .’
Corporal Pashylkov took shelter in the warm, comforting tank as the long metal jet streaked by overhead. Well, the corporal thought, My psychiatrist and I will have something interesting to discuss on Tuesday.
Millennials At War.
Russian soldiers try to prevent Paul Hooson’s jokes about Putin from getting through…
The most beautiful joke about Putin’s Russia ever written, so beautiful that the angels will sing it’s praises for all eternity, and even God himself will say, “Wow, I wish I would thought of that Putin joke!”
Who expected a mere show of force? When Russia first turned its eyes on the area, Ukraine’s soldiers were ready for “Putin On the Blitz.”
Russian soldiers or Gazprom security detail. You make the call!
‘Range: 1200 metres. Target: a dozen Chevy Volts . . . ready to explode on impact. Fire when ready.’
You think at least that Gazprom could dress their employees like gas station attendants….
One question please? When soldiers representing the Gazprom oil oligarchy invade your country, do they wash your windows?
Gazprom….Another good argument against big oil…
Let’s see, Russia flexes it’s military muscle. Big business controls the government. The Russian people are all pumped up nationalistic pride. Cold War tensions have been renewed……Who knew that Reagan was the president of Russia!
Russian soldiers walk into a Ukraine bar….The bartender says, is this a joke?
Hey, the Russia circus is in town! Guess how many soldiers they fit into a tank!
Russian soldiers pour into Ukraine…..do nearly $50 in damage….
My name’s Francis Sawyer… but everyone calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis… I’ll kill ya.
Movie poster for the Russian remake of Three Kings.
U2’s videos keep getting ever more weird.
“So, where is this Cliven Bundy guy?”
“In an attempt to bolster Republican chances in the midterm elections, President John McCain sent nearly 100,000 troops streaming across the Canadian border, making Canada the 142nd country President McCain has attacked since he won the presidency in 2008.
“Vice President Sarah Palin asked where Canada was.”
Tank commander: “Da, ve haff drone support for the fighting. Vat iss “net neutrality” thing ve fight?
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest.
In the UKRAINE!!
Yes, you can sit on a tank!
In the UKRAINE!!!
Yes, you can wear big boots!
In the UKRAINE!!!
Come on, and take a stand
Keep away the Russian motherland!
They want you!! They want you!!
They want you for a new recruit!!
All this jet noise is making us fatigued.
A Russian re-make of Kelly’s Heroes?
… when it absolutely, positively has to be taken overnight.
In Soviet Russia, feet are bigger than meters.
If we ignore it, it may go away.
Waiting for the glorious leader of the free world to lead us againt the Russian hoards. Or I think we are screwed.
@Mark Ivey: Beat me to it.
What have the Russians ever done for us?!?
There’s the aqueducts.
In Russia, the Blue Angels watch you!
Tank commander to jet pilot: ” Da, comrade pilot, we want 4 Big Macs, fries and large, capitalist Cokes.”
Since most of the turrets were stolen in the mid-1990’s, Russian tank troops use the “six guys looking in different directions and calling for air support” technique. (Note: this is still more effective than the Ukraine troops’ “waving guns without bullets and wondering who stole the tanks and aircraft” tactic.)
“Nikolai, for the last God damn time, we don’t care about the subtle differences in utility pole design between different regions adjacent the Black Sea.”
“Oh God no! The Russians have invaded our country! This is the worse disaster since Dr. Monica Wehby!”
I can think of one good thing that will come out to this war. And what’s that, Comrade? From now on, American newscasters will have to drop the improper article use of ‘THE’ whenever referring to Ukraine and properly address it simply as Ukraine. Yeah, I now what you mean. That alone almost makes this invasion of Ukraine all ‘THE’ worthwhile.
Welcome to Ukraine of 2014, the new Serbia of 1914?
Boy, it’s just like the 1990’s allover again, granting Crimea the status of an autonomous republic within Ukraine’s borders, I mean.
Greek and Bulgarian troops invade, also claiming their ancestral rights to Crimea and Ukraine.
Well, if this doesn’t make President Obama show up for the Yulta Conference II to avoid WWIII, I don’t know what will.
Putin plays chess, while the world continues to play checkers.
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