OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Finding Nemo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
The Finding Nemo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: OzarkHillbilly – “I told you to take a LEFT at the Bering STRAIT, you IDIOT! NOT Bering STREET!!”
Second: Allan Bourdius – COMNAVSUBFOR TO ALL UNITS AT SEA: Due to the government shutdown, all boats are to immediately surface and remain surfaced regardless of location…
Third: markm – “……awe dang… I told you we should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque. … ”
HONORABLE MENTION
john425 – The skipper of the Costa Concordia gets a second chance, but…
Paul Hooson – 20,000 Leaks Under The Sea…
He who must not be named – Who’s da U-boat commander?
Alan Rudo – Sea Wolf mistakes Smart Car for midnight snack.
Wyatt Earp – A young Marko Ramius celebrates Spring Break in Polyarny.
Jeremy – Jesus, Frank, when I asked for an Italian sub, I meant a goddamn sandwich!
Mu – The government shutdown severely limited President Obama in his choice of transportation to reach the Venice G7 summit.
Hal 10000 – Michael Bay’s “Hunt for Red October” remake is going to suuuuuck.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Recalculating…”
“Joe Biden and the fleet will never find us here.”
“Hey, Dis ain’t Pismo Beach.”
“Cap’n we can definitely refute global warming… the ice freeze at the North Pole was particularly tough to break through this year.”
“Toldya you couldn’t parallel park ‘er.”
Bill Clinton: “Whadya mean that’s not what ‘EMERGENCY BLOW’ means?”
Putting ‘Das Boot’ where the sun never shines.
“Is it illegal to make a U-571-Turn here?”
“Candygram…. Plumber… Landsub…”
The Monday Contest has already whacked the frog.
I actually like my crazy German musical thing with that very silly “Ist dis not do U-boat?” thing better because it was so stupid and I had fun performing it for laughs, making people laugh. But, I’ll take that “20,000 Leaks Under The Sea” honors, and I deeply appreciate it, Rodney. Thank you for once again recognizing my feeble attempts at humor. Your contests are a lot of fun and you’re a great guy. The best to you always.
Too many really good submits for this one. Kinda surprised I won WHHHOOOOHOOOOO!!! I thought that first one of mine was so good I couldn’t top it, but then the hits just kept on coming. Guess I was right.