OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Finding Nemo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Finding Nemo Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.


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First: OzarkHillbilly – “I told you to take a LEFT at the Bering STRAIT, you IDIOT! NOT Bering STREET!!”

Second: Allan BourdiusCOMNAVSUBFOR TO ALL UNITS AT SEA: Due to the government shutdown, all boats are to immediately surface and remain surfaced regardless of location…

Third: markm – “……awe dang… I told you we should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque. … ”


john425 – The skipper of the Costa Concordia gets a second chance, but…

Paul Hooson20,000 Leaks Under The Sea…

He who must not be named – Who’s da U-boat commander?

Alan Rudo – Sea Wolf mistakes Smart Car for midnight snack.

Wyatt EarpA young Marko Ramius celebrates Spring Break in Polyarny.

JeremyJesus, Frank, when I asked for an Italian sub, I meant a goddamn sandwich!

Mu – The government shutdown severely limited President Obama in his choice of transportation to reach the Venice G7 summit.

Hal 10000Michael Bay’s “Hunt for Red October” remake is going to suuuuuck.



“Joe Biden and the fleet will never find us here.”

“Hey, Dis ain’t Pismo Beach.”

“Cap’n we can definitely refute global warming… the ice freeze at the North Pole was particularly tough to break through this year.”

“Toldya you couldn’t parallel park ‘er.”

Bill Clinton: “Whadya mean that’s not what ‘EMERGENCY BLOW’ means?”

Putting ‘Das Boot’ where the sun never shines.

“Is it illegal to make a U-571-Turn here?”

“Candygram…. Plumber… Landsub…”

The Monday Contest has already whacked the frog.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    I actually like my crazy German musical thing with that very silly “Ist dis not do U-boat?” thing better because it was so stupid and I had fun performing it for laughs, making people laugh. But, I’ll take that “20,000 Leaks Under The Sea” honors, and I deeply appreciate it, Rodney. Thank you for once again recognizing my feeble attempts at humor. Your contests are a lot of fun and you’re a great guy. The best to you always.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Too many really good submits for this one. Kinda surprised I won WHHHOOOOHOOOOO!!! I thought that first one of mine was so good I couldn’t top it, but then the hits just kept on coming. Guess I was right.